Funny Pictures | Urdu Poetry | Text Sms: July 2012

Zindagi Aa Baith Zara Baat Tou Sun - Short Poetry for Text Sms

Zindgi aa baith zra baat to sun,

mohabbat kar betha hun koi mashwra to dy..

Dunya K liye Kuch b Sahi per Tere Liye Hum - Short Poetry for Text Sms

Dunya K liye Kuch b Sahi per Tere Liye Hum,,

Mukhlis Kisi Maa Ki Dua0n Ki Tarah hain....."

Nice and The Best Quotes (The Best Aqwaals)

(BEST AQWAALS)

1: Ksi ko dukh dene wala kbhi khud sukhi nhi rehta

2: Ksi ki bebasi pe mat hanso kal ko ye waqt tum pe b aa sakta hai

3: Ksi ki aankh tumhari wajah se namm na ho Q k tumhen us k har aansu ki ek ek boond ka karz chukana hoga

4: Mazloom aur namazi ki aah se daro Q k aah kisi ki b ho arsh cheer kar Khuda k paas jati hai

5: Dusron ko usi tarhan maaf kar diya kar0
Jis tarhan tUm ALLAH se maafi ki umeed Rakte ho.

Ishq Sehra Hy K Darya Hy Kbi Socha Tum Ne - Nice Ghazal

Ishq Sehra Hy K Darya Hy Kbi Socha Tum Ne.?

Tujh se Kya Hy Mera Nata Kbi Socha Tum Ne.?

Haan Main Tanha Hun Ye Iqrar b Krta Hun,

Khud B Kitna Tu Tanha Hy Kbi Socha Tum Ne?

Ye Alag Baat Hy Jtaya Nhi Me Ne Tujh Ko,

Warna Kitna Tujhe Chaha Hy Kbi Socha Tum Ne.?

Tujhe awaz Likha,Noor Likha,Phool Likha,

MeNe Kya Kya Tujhe Likha Hy Kbi Socha Tum Ne,?

Mutmain Hun Tujhe Lafzon Ki Hararat De Kr,

Me Ne Kitna Tujhe Socha Hy Kbi Socha Tum Ne...?

Rakhtey Hain Jo Log Garmiyon K Rozey - Funny Ramzan ul Mubarik Poetry with ASCII Characters

Rkhty hein jo log Grmiyon k Rozy

Wo log kbi sham k baad hila ni krty.....!

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¡) _/)'(/_
!"""""""<<"""!

oye menu hor pani dewo.

Ramzan ul Mubarik Prayer for Your Text Sms in Urdu

DUA HAY
ALLAH PAAK is Ramzan ma ap k
tamam dukh takleef bimari,
pareshani mita k

Sukh khushiyan kamyabi sehatmandi,
or
wafir rizq aata karay Ameen

Cafe Mein Papu Ne 1 Larki Ko I Love You kaha - Funny Text Sms Joke

Cafe main papu ny 1 lrki k0 "I L0VE U" kAha

Lrki ny z0r sy thapar mara or b0li
kya kaha ??

Papu:

Kutttyy ki bacchi jb suna nai to0 thapar Q mara. ?? :-/

Chor Di Teri Duniya Teri Khushi Ke Liye - Sad Ghazal

chor di teri duniya teri khushi ke liye,

Jee saken gay na ab hum kisi ke liye,

Tera milna aur bicharna ek khawab tha,

Teri chahat to thi dil lagi ke liye,

Mery Aangan me har su andhera raha,

Charagh dhonda bohat roshni ke liye,

Apni Qismat me ashkon ki Soghat thi,

Hum tarasty rahe ek Hansi ke liye,

Teri Judai se barh kr kia gham hoga ,

Zakham kafi hai yehi Zindagi ke liye...

A Nice and Wonderfull Boo Ali Seena Quote - Islamic Quotes

""Bu Ali Seena""
Sy Pocha Gaya,,

Din kesy Guzar Rahe hen...??
Wo Ro Paray

Or

kehny Lagy
k
Gunahgar Hone k
Bawajod
ALLAH
ki
Rahmaten Baras Rahi hen
Samaj Nahi Ata k
kis Baat Par uska Shukar Ada karon...
Nematon
ki
kasrat Pr..?
Ya
Apne Aibon ki Parda Poshi Pr...
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SUBHANALLAH

Jiss ko Jitni Jitni Zaroorat Pari Meri

Jiss ko Jitni Jitni Zaroorat Pari Meri,

Us ko Utni Utni Mohabbat rahi muj se...

Latest ASCII Stylish Good Morning Text Sms

("""""")
/ /_\ \ s,Salam
(___) (___)

,;*""*;,

"*,,,,*"

Zardari Ka New Karnama

Zardari ka 1 new karnama
Pakistan Television pe Isha ki Azan bnd kr di gai

Ghalib Urdu Ghazal - Meri Sochon Ka Koi Kinara Na Tha

"Meri sochon ka koi kinara na tha,,....
"Jise hum ne chaha wo kabhi humara na tha,,....

"Main uski mohabbat main youn toot kar bikhra k,,....

Sarsari Zikar Chala Ishq Mein Mar Janey Ka - Short Funny Poetry With Tashreeh

Sar'sari Zikr Chala Ishq Mein Mar Janey ka,
Ab Usay Zid Hai k Tum Mar k Dikhao Humko!

Tashreeh: iss shair mein shayer
over efficiency maar k phas gaya hai! B-)

1 Londe Baaz k Ghar Mehman Aaya - Funny Text Sms for Adults Only

1 Londe Baaz k Ghar Mehman Aaya,

Londe Baaz ne Moqa dekh kar usy Chod diya,

Mehman ne kuch nahi kaha bus Subha jate hue Gate per likh gaya,

"Aisa karo ge tu kon Aaye ga"

Us k Jawab main Londe Baaz ne likha,

Nahi karon ga tu Bhosri k tu Roz Aaye ga.

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_/\_ Jani aap Kab mehman bn rahe ho

1 Larka University Me Result Check Kernay Gaya - Funny Text Sms

1 larka dost say: Univrsty say mera result check ker k batao.
Magar meray saath abbu hon gay.

Agr 1 suply hui to kehna k musalman ki taraf sy salam.
Agar 2 mein hui to kehna k muslmano ki taraf sy salam
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Dost result daikh k aaya or kaha,
"Tmam Ummat-e-muslima ki taraf say
Asalam-o-Alaikum warahmatullah.

Tujhe Hai Mashq-e-Sitam ka Malal Wese Hi - Mohsin Naqvi Poetry

POET
MOHSIN NAQVI

Tujhe hai Mashq-e-sitam ka malal
Wese hi,

Humari jaan thi jaan par wabaal Wese hi,

Chala tha zikar zamane ki bewafai ka,

So aa gaya hai tumhara Khayal Wese hi,

Hum aa gaye hain teh-e-daam to naseeb apna,

Warna uss ne to phenka thaa jaal Wese hi,

Main rokna hi nahen chahta tha waar uss ka,

Girri nahen mere hathon se dhaal Wese hi,

Mujhe bhi shoq na tha daastan sunaney Ka MOHSIN,

Uss ne bhi poocha tha haal
Wese hi..

Hadis e Nabwi - Hazrat Muhammad (SAWW) Ki Kuch Aadaat

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (SAWW) Ki kuch Aadaat:

1-Chalte waqt nigah nechi rakhte.
2-Salam me hmesha pehal krte.
3-Mehman Nawazi khud krte.

4-Nafli ibadat chhup kr krte.
5-Farz ibadat sub k samny krte.
6-Bemar ki mizaj pursi krte.
7-Jb khary hoe ghusa ata to baith jate or baithe hue ghusa ata to lait jate.
8-Miswak krte.
9-Isha se phele kbi na sote.
10-Kbi khul kr na hnste,sirf muskrate.

Hadis e Qudsi - Jo Koi Ess Taak Me Rehta Hai K Wo Kisi k Aib Talash Keray

¤Hadis-e Qudsi¤

"Jo koi is taak me rehta hai k kisi 2sry ko us k kisi aib ki
wajah se Sharminda kr k us ki Dil aazari kray;

ALLAH Frmata hai k
"Mjhe Qasam he apne Izzat-o-jalal ki k
us ko tb tk Maut nhi ae gi,

jab tk wohi aib wo khud me na daikh lega.....

Hum Tum ko Bhool Jaen - Tum ko Na Yaad Aaein - Lovely Poetry

Tum Sun ke Hans Pari Thein,
Aur Hum Se Ye kaha Tha ,
Hum Tum ko Bhool Jaen,
Tum ko Na Yaad Aaein ,

Sun ker Tumhari Batein ,
Hum Chup Se Ho Gaye They,
Phir Tum Bichhar Gaye They,

Tum Se Bichhar ke Hum Bhi,
Her Lamha Gin Rahey They,
Mausam Badal Rahey They,
Aur Hum ke Jal Rahey They,
Her Sans Thi ke sakat ,
Khushbu Bhi Aur Hi Thi,
Barish ka Pehla Katra ,
Jab Bhi Gira Zameen Per,
Hum ko Lag Raha Tha,
Jungal Pighal Raha Tha,
Phir Hum Behal Gaye They,
Aur Ho Gaye They Aadi,
Dunya Ki Mehfilon Ke ,

Ab Phir Se Mil Gaye Ho ,
Aur Hum Se Keh Rahey Ho ,
MUSHKIL HAI AB BICHARNA,
AB DOOR TUM SE REHNA.

Pathaan Driver Funny Text Sms Joke - 1 Foji Gaari ka Petrol Khatam Hogya

"Petrol pump se 4km door 1 foji gaari ka petrol khatam hogya.
2nd seat per major sb bethe the

Pathan Driver:

ab petrol pump tk dhaka lagana parega
sab neche utre or dhaka lagana shru krdia or
kafi der bad petrol pump pr pohnch gye.
kuch jawan thak k behosh hogye

PATHAN Driver ne petrol dalwana shru kia to
major sab ne kaha k peche jo drum hy us me b dalwa lo

PATHAN:
sir wo to full hy
Major: What?

Driver:yes sir wo
Emergency k lye rakha hy! :p ;

Shaaban Aaqa (SAWW) ka Mahina - Narrated By Sheikh Abdul Qadir Jilani

>Shaaban Aaqa (SAWW) ka Mhina:

Lfz SHA'BAN me 5 hurof hain,
Sayyiduna Shaikh Abdul Qadir Jeelani Almarof "Ghous-e-Aazm" Rahmatullah Alai frmate hain,

SHEEN se murad shrf yani bzurgi,
AIN se murad Oluv yani bulndi,
BA se bir yani bhlai,
ALIF se murad ulft or
NON se noor hai,

ye tmam chizen Allah apne mhbob bndon ko is mhine me ata frmata hai,
ye wo mhina hai jisme nekion k drwaze khol diye jate hain, brkat ka nuzol hota hai, khtaen trk kr di jati hain or gnahon ka kffara ada kia jata hai or Aqa pr drod pak ki ksrt ki jati hai or ye Nbi pak pr drod bhejne ka mhina hai.
(Ghuniatul Talbain,p246).

Shaadi Se Pehle aur Shaadi K Baad Double Sms

SHADI SE PEHLE

Boy: Aakhir wo din aae ga kb

Girl:tm muje chor to nhi doge
Boy:no way esa sochna b mt

Girl: Roz shoping kraogy

Boy:Q Nhi, Bahot Sari

Girl:tmhari zindgi me koi or to nhi?

Boy:no yar

Girl:Do u love
me.

Boy:yes dear.

Girl:Oh dear!

SHADI K BAAD

Ab zra ye sms niche se upr prho!...

IQ and English Test - a Challange for Intelligents

IQ and ENGLISH TEST:

8-Questions,
8-Marks
Passing marks 5.

Q1. Which alphabet is a question?
Ans:

Q2. Which alphabet is a insect?
Ans:

Q3. Which alphabet is a part of our body?
Ans:

Q4. Which alphabet is a tool?
Ans:

Q5. Which alphabet is a drink?
Ans :

Q6. Which alphabet is in geometry box?
Ans:

Q7. Which alphabet is a source of salt?
Ans:

Q8. which alphabet is a vegetable?
Ans:

Rpl me if u r An English Expert...

Amazing Strange and Real Facts - Intersting Information

AMAZING STRANGE AND REAL FACTS :--

1 Aik luqma 7sec K baad pait mein ponhchta hai

2 Insani baal 3kg tak wazan utha sakta hy

3. Her insan K naak ki lambai us K hath K anghutey K brabar hoti hai

4 Aurtein mardo ki nisbat ziada palkein jhapkati hain.

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5 Apka dihan abhi tak nak pey hi hai.
Naap lo baba naap lo..;-)

Lab-e-Darya Teri Zulfain bhikar Jane Ka Mosam He - Lovers Ghazal

Lab-e-Darya Teri Zulfain bhikar Jane Ka Mosam He,

Khumar-o-Kaif Sa Ankhon Men Bhar Jane Ka Mosam He,

Darakhton Par Salamat Ha Abhi Malboos Patton Ka,

Abhi Gulshan Men Phoolon K Nikhar Jane Ka Mosam He.

Baarish, Hawa Or Samnay Ye Jheel Ka Manzar,

Bhala Ye Bhi Meri Jaan ! Chhor K Jane Ka Mosam He.

Esi Barsaat Men Tere Labon Se Phool Jhrte Hen,

Ye Saawan Teri Baaton Pe Mar Jane Ka Mosam He...!

Iss Ehd-E-Muhabbat Ka Almiya Ye Hai - Short Poetry for Lovers

Iss Ehd-E-Muhabbat Ka Almiya Ye Hai.!!

Wohi Hai Umar Muhabbat Ki Jo Parhai Ki Hai :-D :-P

Puzzle Text Sms With Answer - Koi 1 Option Select Karo

Koi 1 option select karo
Is Me apki life ka 1 raaz open ho ga

1. Silver Ring
2. Golden Shoes

3. Red Lipstick
4. White Bangels
5. Black eyes
Reply me.

Ans
1>Silver Ring:.dil ki baat dil me rakte ho kisi ko btana psand nahi karte.

2>Golden Shoes:Apne pyar se boht pyar krte ho.

3>Red Lipstick:Boht Romantic ho khud pe yaqin rkhte ho

4>White Bangels:Apna life partner simple chahte ho.

5>Black Eyes:Boht sensitive ho or ksi ko apni jan se ziada chahte ho

Girl Main Apni Zindagi Main Koi Lamba Haath Marna Chahti Hun - A Joke for Adults

Girl: Main apni zindagi main koi
lamba haath marna chahti hoon.

Boy: Tum sirf haath maro
lamba khud hi ho jaye ga...
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Light ajaey to
Pogo dekh:-)

Move Your Focus From Competition to Contribution - Life Quote

"When you move your focus from competition to contribution,
life becomes celebration.

Never try to defeat people,
just win them" gud nite!

How to Propose a Jamadarni? - a Funny Tip Text Sms

TIP:
How to Propose a jamadarni?
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Is mein bhi intrested ho !
Qasam se tum log.....kon ho yaaarr??
;-) :-P

2 Batain Yaad Rakhna Sari Zindagi Kaam Aaengi

"2 batain" saari zindagi kaam aaengi.

1. Ghussay ki haalat men koi faisla mat karna

2. Khushi ki haalat men koi waada mat karna!

Itna Toota Hon k Chhonay Se Bikher Jaon Ga - Sad Text Sms Poetry

"GHAZAL"

Itna toota hon k chonay se bikher jaon ga

Ab agar aur azmao gay to mar jaon ga

Eik Aarzi musafir hon main teri kashti main,

Tu jahhain baten phr kse na sochon me

Are The Muslims Terrorists - A Lecture On The Terrorism

I liked the answer of a German Muslim scholar when he was asked about terrorism and Islam :

He said : Who started the first world war ?
Muslims ?
Who started the second world war ?
Muslims ?
Who killed about 20 millions of Aborigines in Australia ?
Muslims ??
Who threw the nuclear bombs of Hiroshima and Nagasaki ?
Muslims ??
Who killed more than 100 millions of red Indians in North America ?
Muslims ??
Who killed more than 50 millions of in south America ?
Muslims ??
Who took about 180 millions of African people as slaves and 88% of them died and was thrown in Atlantic ocean ?
Muslims ??
No , They weren't Muslims!!! First of all, You have to define terrorism properly...
If a non-Muslim do something bad..it is crime. But if a Muslim commits same..he is terrorist...
So first remove this double standard...then come to the point!!! , . . . . .

WAPDA Funny Poetry Text Sms

Dukh is ka nahi k hamari light nahi hy
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Khushi is baat ki hai k kisi ki bhi nahi hai..:-)

hahaha
( ',')/
<))
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"Is prcham k saye talay hm 1 hain"

Ek aanso Toot K Gira Hai Tere Liye Aaj Phir - Missing Lovers Ghazal

Ek anso toot k gira hai tere liye aaj phir,

Kuch yaden toot kr barsin hain tere liye aaj phir.

In ankhon main basa he sirf ek tera hi chehra,

Tujhe dua ki soorat khuda se manga hai aaj phir,

Youn to roz hi yaad krte houn tujhe her pal,

Par dil ne toot k chaha hai tujhe aaj phir..!

Choro Ishq Mein Kya Rakha Hai Faraz - Latest and Funny Faraz Text Sms

Choro ishq mein kya rakha hai Faraz... . .
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kadi Ammi naraz, te kadi Abba naraz.
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Bujha lo apne seeny se ishq ki piyas,

Q k

FARAZ de rha hai,

Imli ka sharbat
5rupy glass
5rupy glass

('-,-)/
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_/\_ GEO FARAZ
zabardast tera sharbat da glass.

Aik Driver Ka Sardar K Saath Accident Ho Gaya - Latest Sardar Funny Text Sms Joke

Accident k baad driver ghuse me:
Mene car ki head Lights on kr k btaya tha
k pehle muje nikal jane do.

A Real and Amazing Love Story for True Lovers

A Real Love Story

"saba" B.A. ki student thi
wo apny friend "Ali"se roz bat krti thi

Ali U.S.A.chla gya
Pechy sy saba mar gai

saba ki wasiat k mtabik uska fone
b us k 7 qabar me rakh diya

Jab Ali wapis aya to wo
saba ki mot ka sun kr heran huwa

Q k saba roz fon pr us se bat krti thi
us ne ye molvi sahb ko btaya

Phr wo sb qbrstan gye.
Waha ja kr Ali ne saba ko cal ki
to saba ne bat ki

Sb log dar gay. phr molvi ne kha
k iss se ye sabit huwa k
"ufone"
k signal hr jaga aaty hen.

UFONE TUM HI TO HO. , . , .

hahahahahahahaha.gor sa parhny ka sukriya:)

Mrtay waqt saba sim apni dost ko dy gae the.

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