Kitchen Ghazal Very Very Funny Ghazal
"KITCHEN GHAZAL"
.
Meri mohabt ko apne dil me dhond lena
.
Or han! Aatay ko achi tarha goond lena
.
Mil jae agr pyar to khona nai
.
Pyaz kat'ty wqt rona nai!
.
Mujse ruth jane ka bahana acha hy,
.
Thori dair aur pakao gosht abi kacha hy!
.
Mil k phr khushiyo ko bantna he,
.
Tmatar zara bareek hi katna he!
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Log hmari muhbat se jal na jaen,
.
Chawal time pe dekh lena kahin gal na jaen!
.
Kesi lagi ghazal bta dena,
.
Namak km lage to aur mila lena
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Meri mohabt ko apne dil me dhond lena
.
Or han! Aatay ko achi tarha goond lena
.
Mil jae agr pyar to khona nai
.
Pyaz kat'ty wqt rona nai!
.
Mujse ruth jane ka bahana acha hy,
.
Thori dair aur pakao gosht abi kacha hy!
.
Mil k phr khushiyo ko bantna he,
.
Tmatar zara bareek hi katna he!
.
Log hmari muhbat se jal na jaen,
.
Chawal time pe dekh lena kahin gal na jaen!
.
Kesi lagi ghazal bta dena,
.
Namak km lage to aur mila lena
I Hate Alarm Clock - Funny Picture
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Rehman Malik Joke on Bakra Eid
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Ik Shaair B Hun, Musawir B Hun, Fankar B Hun - Nice Ghazal
Ik Shaair B Hun, Musawir B Hun, Fankar B Hun
Agar Hun Nazuk sa Koi Pho0l To Talwaar B Hun
Mai ne Boi Hai Har Ik Mor Pe Nafrat Lekin
Main Muhbat k Gulstan Ka Kharidar B Hun
Ho Agar DOST Ghalt To Mai 0usy Rokta Hun
Haq Pe Dushman Ho To Dushman Ka Tarfdaar B Hun
Jurm Har Shakhs Se Beloos Muhbbat Hai Agr
Phir To Ye Sach Hai K Main Aik Khata Kaar B Hun
Main Wo Ghafil Hun Jisy Umar Ka Ehsas Nahi
Aik Aik Pal Ki Khabr Rakhta Hun Bedaar B Hun
Itna Azaad, K Aakash Ko Chu Sakta Hun
Aik Choti C Tamana Mai Giraftaar B hun
Mera andaz_e_tabiat b nirala hai,
Dost
Be_Wafa B hun bohat a0r wafa daar B hun.
Agar Hun Nazuk sa Koi Pho0l To Talwaar B Hun
Mai ne Boi Hai Har Ik Mor Pe Nafrat Lekin
Main Muhbat k Gulstan Ka Kharidar B Hun
Ho Agar DOST Ghalt To Mai 0usy Rokta Hun
Haq Pe Dushman Ho To Dushman Ka Tarfdaar B Hun
Jurm Har Shakhs Se Beloos Muhbbat Hai Agr
Phir To Ye Sach Hai K Main Aik Khata Kaar B Hun
Main Wo Ghafil Hun Jisy Umar Ka Ehsas Nahi
Aik Aik Pal Ki Khabr Rakhta Hun Bedaar B Hun
Itna Azaad, K Aakash Ko Chu Sakta Hun
Aik Choti C Tamana Mai Giraftaar B hun
Mera andaz_e_tabiat b nirala hai,
Dost
Be_Wafa B hun bohat a0r wafa daar B hun.
Funny Picture About Pakistani Tomato Rates
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Dushman Hi Milay Raah Main Tanhai Bahot Hai - Sad Text Ghazal
Ab Sh0q-e-Safar, Khawahish-e-Yakjaaii Bah0t Hai,
Dushman Hi Milay Raah Main Tanhai Bahot Hai,
Hum K0n Se Ghalib Thay K Sh0hrat Humain Milti?
Duniya, Teri itni b pazerai bahut h,
Zakhm0n ki numa'esh ka saliqa nhi hum k0,
W0 hen k unhe sh0q e masihaii bahut h,
L0g0n sy ta'aaruf na k0i jan na pehchan,
Dil h k esi bazm ka shaidaii bahut h,
Galy0n mn magar k0i dareecha nhi khulta,
Aapas mn yahan sh0r e shanasaii bahut h,
Shamein hen t0u veran c barsat mn jana,
Kehne k0 bhara shehr h, tanhaii bahut h.
Dushman Hi Milay Raah Main Tanhai Bahot Hai,
Hum K0n Se Ghalib Thay K Sh0hrat Humain Milti?
Duniya, Teri itni b pazerai bahut h,
Zakhm0n ki numa'esh ka saliqa nhi hum k0,
W0 hen k unhe sh0q e masihaii bahut h,
L0g0n sy ta'aaruf na k0i jan na pehchan,
Dil h k esi bazm ka shaidaii bahut h,
Galy0n mn magar k0i dareecha nhi khulta,
Aapas mn yahan sh0r e shanasaii bahut h,
Shamein hen t0u veran c barsat mn jana,
Kehne k0 bhara shehr h, tanhaii bahut h.
Pakistani Politicians Funny Prayers in Ramzan - Funny Prayer Pictures
In these pictures Pakistani Politicians (Nawaz Sharif, Imran Khan and Altaf Hussain) are praying funny prayers in the month of Ramzan ul Mubarik. hahahahahaha
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4 Beautiful Love Quotes For Life
MSG OF LIFE
1. Takleef dukh
se nahi
Dukh dene
waalay se
hoti hai
2. Khwabon k
ander zinda
mat raho Lekin
apne ander
khwabon ko
zinda rakho
3. Hum kisi ko
apni marzi se
chah to saktay
hein Lekin ye
nahi keh
saktay k wo
bhi hume chahe
4. Mohabat
uss se nahi ki
Jaati Jo
khoobsoorat
ho
Khoobsorat
wo hota hai
Jis se
mohabat ho....
1. Takleef dukh
se nahi
Dukh dene
waalay se
hoti hai
2. Khwabon k
ander zinda
mat raho Lekin
apne ander
khwabon ko
zinda rakho
3. Hum kisi ko
apni marzi se
chah to saktay
hein Lekin ye
nahi keh
saktay k wo
bhi hume chahe
4. Mohabat
uss se nahi ki
Jaati Jo
khoobsoorat
ho
Khoobsorat
wo hota hai
Jis se
mohabat ho....
Pakistani Funny News 2012 and Zardari Funny Poetry
Good News.
Is saal clocks 1 ghanta agay krny k bajaye
calendar 1 saal agay kiye jaenge
jis k mutabiq 2012 k baad 2014 ajaye ga.
Is sy Pakistan mein poory 1 saal ki bijli bachy gi
or
jamhori hukumat ka aik or wada poora hoga
k
2013 mein load shedding nahi hogi
public service msg by the prof: khappay
Bijli Khappey
Awaam Tappey
Jiye bhuto
Mil k luto
Gharib nu lamyan pa k kutto.
es msg nu aggy sutto..
Is saal clocks 1 ghanta agay krny k bajaye
calendar 1 saal agay kiye jaenge
jis k mutabiq 2012 k baad 2014 ajaye ga.
Is sy Pakistan mein poory 1 saal ki bijli bachy gi
or
jamhori hukumat ka aik or wada poora hoga
k
2013 mein load shedding nahi hogi
public service msg by the prof: khappay
Bijli Khappey
Awaam Tappey
Jiye bhuto
Mil k luto
Gharib nu lamyan pa k kutto.
es msg nu aggy sutto..
Khushak Patton Se Ghar Bana Rahey Ho - Mohsin Naqvi Image Poetry
Khushak Patton Se Ghar Bana Rahey Ho Mohsin,
Ye Jantey Bhi Ho, Mizaj-e-Yaar Aag Jaisa Hai.....!
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Pakistani Politicians Game Street Fighter - Funny Pictures of Pakistani Politicians
Pakistani Politics now really like street fighter game every politics ready to fight for higher seat.
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Jisay Mehroomiyan Mili Houn Wohi Jaan Sakta Hai - Sad Ghazal
Jisay Mehroomiyan Mili Houn Wohi Jaan Sakta Hai,
Zubani Hausla, Jhooti Murawwat Kuch Nahin Hoti,
Kai Rishton Ko Jab Parkha, Nateeja aik Hi Nikla,
Zaroorat Hi Sabhi Kuch Hai, Muhabbat Kuch Nahin Hoti,
Kisi Ne Chorr Ke Jana Ho To Phir Chorr Jata Hai,
Bicharrna Ho To, Sadiyon Ki Rafaqat Kuch Nahin Hoti,
Tualuq Toot Jaye To, Safeenay Doob Jatay Hain,
Yeh Sab Kehne Ki Baatein Hain, Haqeeqat Kuch Nahin Hoti...
Zubani Hausla, Jhooti Murawwat Kuch Nahin Hoti,
Kai Rishton Ko Jab Parkha, Nateeja aik Hi Nikla,
Zaroorat Hi Sabhi Kuch Hai, Muhabbat Kuch Nahin Hoti,
Kisi Ne Chorr Ke Jana Ho To Phir Chorr Jata Hai,
Bicharrna Ho To, Sadiyon Ki Rafaqat Kuch Nahin Hoti,
Tualuq Toot Jaye To, Safeenay Doob Jatay Hain,
Yeh Sab Kehne Ki Baatein Hain, Haqeeqat Kuch Nahin Hoti...
Nawaz Sharif and Zardari Funny Photo by Pakistani People
This fake funny picture shows two Pakistani famous politicians and tired of politics people punished them hang till death.
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Miss Aap Meri Lulli Jaisi Ho - Adult Funny Text Sms Msg for 18+ Only
Miss to Her Students:
Bacho narmi ka faida mat uthao,
Main kabhi bohat naram hoti hon tou kabhi bohat sakhat,
Student:
Miss aap tou bilkul meri Lulli jaisi ho......
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Bacho narmi ka faida mat uthao,
Main kabhi bohat naram hoti hon tou kabhi bohat sakhat,
Student:
Miss aap tou bilkul meri Lulli jaisi ho......
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Raah-e- Dushwar Ko Tabdeel Nahi Kar Sakty - Sad Ghazal
Raah-e- dushwar ko tabdeel nahi kar sakty,
Ae muhabat! teri tazleel nahi kar sakty,
Husn-e-tarteeb bhala ishq me kab hota hy?
Az -sre- nou isy tashkeel nahi kar sakty.
Aap kehty hen bichar jao humesha k leye!
Aap k hukum ki taameel nhi kar sakty.
Is adhoori si muhabat ko bhulana behtar?
Jis ki hum mar k bhi takmeel nahi kar sakty.
Qissa- e- dard chupa rakha hy dil me apny,
Hum bayaan sab se yeh tafseel nahi kar sakty..!
Ae muhabat! teri tazleel nahi kar sakty,
Husn-e-tarteeb bhala ishq me kab hota hy?
Az -sre- nou isy tashkeel nahi kar sakty.
Aap kehty hen bichar jao humesha k leye!
Aap k hukum ki taameel nhi kar sakty.
Is adhoori si muhabat ko bhulana behtar?
Jis ki hum mar k bhi takmeel nahi kar sakty.
Qissa- e- dard chupa rakha hy dil me apny,
Hum bayaan sab se yeh tafseel nahi kar sakty..!
Hum Roh e Safar Hain - Moeen Akhtar Poetry in Urdu
Hum Roh-e-Safar Hain, Humein Naam See Na Pehchaan,
Kal Kissi Aur Naam Se Aa Jayen Gey Hum Log...!
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Tu hi bta ay Dil-E-Betab Hum ko - Khush Rehny k Adaab Kahan Aaty Hain - Ghazal
Tu hi bta ay
Dil-E-betab
hum ko,
Khush rehny k adaab kahan aaty hain?
Main to yak-musht usy sonp doon sab kuch lekin,
Aik muthhi main mery khawab kahan Aaty hain?
Muddaton baad usy daikh k dil bhar Aaya,
Warna sehraoon main sailaab kahan Aaty hain?
Meri bey-dard nigahoon mein agar bhoolay sy,
Neend Aaye bhi tu ab khawaab kahan Aatay hain?
Tanha rehta hon main din bhar bhari duniya mein Udas MOHSIN,
Halaat buray hon to phir yaar kahan aaty hain.
Dil-E-betab
hum ko,
Khush rehny k adaab kahan aaty hain?
Main to yak-musht usy sonp doon sab kuch lekin,
Aik muthhi main mery khawab kahan Aaty hain?
Muddaton baad usy daikh k dil bhar Aaya,
Warna sehraoon main sailaab kahan Aaty hain?
Meri bey-dard nigahoon mein agar bhoolay sy,
Neend Aaye bhi tu ab khawaab kahan Aatay hain?
Tanha rehta hon main din bhar bhari duniya mein Udas MOHSIN,
Halaat buray hon to phir yaar kahan aaty hain.
Latest Newton's Law - Joke Funny Picture
"For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot."
They are called husband and wife....
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Imran Khan aur Nawaz Sharif Boxing Match - Pakistani Politics Poetry
Imran Khan Vs. Nawaz Sharif Politics Boxing Match
This is funny picture and funny poetry on Pakistani famous politicians Imran Khan and Nawaz Sharif
Tum Ne Loota Hai Sadiyon Humra Sakoon
Ab Na Hum Pr Chalay Ga Tumhara Afsoon
Charah Gar Main Tumhain Kis Trha Kahoon
Tum Nahi Charah Gar Koi Manay Mager
Main Nahi Manta
Main Nahi Manta
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Chandni, Soch, Sadaa, Rah_Guzar Aawara - Latest Ghazal
Chandni, Soch,
Sadaa, Rah_guzar aawara
Soorat_e_gard_e_ safar, Ehl_e_safar aawara,
Tujh sy bichra hon tu lagty hain mujhy apni tarha
Ye dar_o baam_o_dil_e deeda_e_tar aawara,
Doobta din jahan kirnon k nishan chor gya
Raat bhatky gi wahan taa_ba_sahar aawara,
Jab kbhi taiz hoi apny safar ki gardish
Main ne dekhy hein kai ghoomty ghar aawara,
Kab talak naqsh_e_kaff_e_ paa_e_saba dhoondein gy
Hum bagolon ki tarha shehr badar aawara,
Jab tera hijr bhi taskee'n k bahany dhoondy
Q na thehry mera Mayyar_e_nazr aawara,
Ghr sy niklo k yehi rasm_e jahan hy Mohsin
By_hunar gosha nasheen
Ehl_e hunar awara..
Sadaa, Rah_guzar aawara
Soorat_e_gard_e_ safar, Ehl_e_safar aawara,
Tujh sy bichra hon tu lagty hain mujhy apni tarha
Ye dar_o baam_o_dil_e deeda_e_tar aawara,
Doobta din jahan kirnon k nishan chor gya
Raat bhatky gi wahan taa_ba_sahar aawara,
Jab kbhi taiz hoi apny safar ki gardish
Main ne dekhy hein kai ghoomty ghar aawara,
Kab talak naqsh_e_kaff_e_ paa_e_saba dhoondein gy
Hum bagolon ki tarha shehr badar aawara,
Jab tera hijr bhi taskee'n k bahany dhoondy
Q na thehry mera Mayyar_e_nazr aawara,
Ghr sy niklo k yehi rasm_e jahan hy Mohsin
By_hunar gosha nasheen
Ehl_e hunar awara..
Luta K Har Cheez Manzil e Ishq Ki Talash Mein - Sad Short Poetry
Luta k har cheez manzil_e_ishq ki talash mein,
Main hans para hoon khud ko nakaam dekh kar.
Main hans para hoon khud ko nakaam dekh kar.
Kaun Zayada Dheet Hai Nokia ya Zardari - Funny Zardari Photos
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Aaj Ki Sunehri Baat Quotes and Prayers
AAJ KI SUNEHRI BAAT !
Dua Dastak Ki Tarha Hai.
Or
Musalsal Dastak SE Darwaza Khul Hi Jata He.
ALLAH said 2
Moosa(A.S);
Ay Moosa muJse us zubaan se DUA manG k Jis se tu ne Gunah na kia ho..
Moosa(A.S) replied,
Aye Allah me wo zuban kahan se laun ?
Allah ne Jwab dia k
Tm apne lia DUA doosron se krwao,
Q k tmne unki zuban se koi Gunah naHi kia..
So plz apni duao men hamsha yad rakha kren....
Kya pta meri qismat aap ki dua ka intzar kr rhi ho.
Dua Dastak Ki Tarha Hai.
Or
Musalsal Dastak SE Darwaza Khul Hi Jata He.
ALLAH said 2
Moosa(A.S);
Ay Moosa muJse us zubaan se DUA manG k Jis se tu ne Gunah na kia ho..
Moosa(A.S) replied,
Aye Allah me wo zuban kahan se laun ?
Allah ne Jwab dia k
Tm apne lia DUA doosron se krwao,
Q k tmne unki zuban se koi Gunah naHi kia..
So plz apni duao men hamsha yad rakha kren....
Kya pta meri qismat aap ki dua ka intzar kr rhi ho.
Zardari Punjabi Poem With Zardari Funny Pictures
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Paa baa e Gil Sab Hain Rihaa e ki karey Tadabir kaun - Parveen Shakir Ghazal
Poet: Parveen Shakir
Paa baa e Gil Sab Hain Rihaa e ki karey Tadabir kaun
Dast-e-Bastaa Shahar Mein Khole Meri zanjir kaun
Mera sar hazir hai lekin mera munsif dekh le
kr raha hai meri Fard-e-Jurm ki Tahareer Kaun
Aaj Darwaazon Pe Dastak Jaani Pehchaani si hai
Aaj merey naam laata hai meri taazeer kaun
Neend jab Khawabon se pyari ho tou aisey ahad mein
Khawab dekheu kaun aur Khawabon ko de tabeer kaun
Rait abhi Pichhaley Makaanon ki na wapis aa e thi
phir lab-e-saahil ghraunda kr gaya taameer kaun
Sarey rishtey hijraton mein saath detey hain tou phir
Shehar se jaatey huey hota hai damangeer kaun
Meri chadar to chhini thi shaam ki tanhaa e ne
Beridaa e ko meri phir de gaya tashaheer kaun
Dushmanon ke saath mere dost bhi azaad hain
Dekhna hai khenchta hai mujh pe pehla teer kaun
Paa baa e Gil Sab Hain Rihaa e ki karey Tadabir kaun
Dast-e-Bastaa Shahar Mein Khole Meri zanjir kaun
Mera sar hazir hai lekin mera munsif dekh le
kr raha hai meri Fard-e-Jurm ki Tahareer Kaun
Aaj Darwaazon Pe Dastak Jaani Pehchaani si hai
Aaj merey naam laata hai meri taazeer kaun
Neend jab Khawabon se pyari ho tou aisey ahad mein
Khawab dekheu kaun aur Khawabon ko de tabeer kaun
Rait abhi Pichhaley Makaanon ki na wapis aa e thi
phir lab-e-saahil ghraunda kr gaya taameer kaun
Sarey rishtey hijraton mein saath detey hain tou phir
Shehar se jaatey huey hota hai damangeer kaun
Meri chadar to chhini thi shaam ki tanhaa e ne
Beridaa e ko meri phir de gaya tashaheer kaun
Dushmanon ke saath mere dost bhi azaad hain
Dekhna hai khenchta hai mujh pe pehla teer kaun
Boys and Girls Before and After Marriage - Funny Pictures
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Future of Electricity in Pakistan - Pakistan Electricity Joke
... Pakistani Electricity in Future ...
Dad: Beta zara jungle se lakriyan le ana khatm ho gai hain,
aur ye lo 2000 atay hoye adha liter matti ka tail le ana laltain mein dalna hy.
S0n: apki Gadha gari le ja raha hun.
Jaldi Aon ga to bachon ko museum le jaon ga
keh rhe thay bijli se chalne wali tube light dekhni hy...:-)!!!
Dad: Beta zara jungle se lakriyan le ana khatm ho gai hain,
aur ye lo 2000 atay hoye adha liter matti ka tail le ana laltain mein dalna hy.
S0n: apki Gadha gari le ja raha hun.
Jaldi Aon ga to bachon ko museum le jaon ga
keh rhe thay bijli se chalne wali tube light dekhni hy...:-)!!!
Dilon Ki Emmarton Mein Kahin Bandagi Nahi - Allama Iqbal Poetry
Pathar Ki Masjidon Mein Khuda Dhundtey Hain Log!
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