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Urdu Joke for Adults - Molvie aur Brazier

Molvi gali se jaa raha tha
K us pe brazier Aa giri.

Molvi bola:

Funny Joke 4 Adults Only - 80 Years Old Man and Doctor

80 Year Old Man To Doctor:
"My 20 Year Old Wife is Pregnant
I M So Happy
Koi Advice do"

Latest Stylish Google Logo Funny Picture

Funny Pics, Funny Pictures, Funny Images, Funny Photos, Google Funny Images, Funny Google Logo, Stylish Google Logo, Fun on google logo, Fun with Google Logo,

Funny Text Sms Joke for Friends - Naughty Sms

Kal agar mein mar b jaun ;-( ;-( ;-(

Ae dost!!
Mere marne ka gham na krna,

Aansu b na bahana,

Meera Ki English - Meera Joke

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Meera ki achanak jahaaz mein tabiyat kharab ho gae

Boy and Girl Funny Text Sms Insult Joke

1 lrki road pr khari thi,
1 lrka smny sy bike pr gzra 
Phr wpis aya or us sy pucha

Husband and Wife Funny Joke of 2013

WIFE: 
Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K 
Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''

HUSBAND: 

Mere Sath Tum Raho Ge To Kya Kahe Gi Duniya

Mere Sath Tum Raho Ge To Kya Kahe Gi Duniya..!!

Meri Ik Yehi Tamanna..!!

Tera Ik Yehi Bahaana..!!

Joke for Friends - Bigri Hui Zindagi Ki Kuch Itni Si Kahaani Hai

"Bigri hui zindagi ki kuch itni si
kahaani hai..

20% hum bachpan se kamine the


aur 80% aapki Sangat ki meharbani
hai...!!! ;>;-)

Veena Malik Adult Joke - Kon Kehta Hy k Pyar Insan ko Andha kr Deta Hy

Kon kehta hy k Pyar Insan ko Andha kr deta hy?

Mjhe to piyar me sb ne andha nhi 

balky nanga hi kiya hy

Veena Malik ki kitab: 
Yaar di yari, 
her Raat 3,4 wari.

Puzzal/Riddle Text Sms Msg Latest and New

Twxumxhzaxxzrzxzzax 
tiwxxzmwxwwezz 
kzhwxzawxrzwaxxb 

kzawrnxwzaz 
twzxhza 
kwxzawrx 
diwxzyxwa.
?
?
?
?
Iss sms main say W X or Z delete karo aik V.I.P msg milega.

Friendship Quote by C.S. Lewis - Picture Quotes

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C.S. Lewis Sayings

Friendship is born at that moment
when one person says to another:
"What! You Too? I Thought I Was The Only One"

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Rehman Malik Ki Zehanat - Rehman Malik Joke

Aik jungle main shair rehta tha aur 
roz gaoon se aik aadmi uttah kar laijata tha 
yeh roz ka mamool tha 

to mulk ke saddar ne rehman malik ko kaha 
jao yeh mamla hal karo 
kiyon k aap hi sub sy zada zaheen aadmi ho. 
Rehman malik 500 mazdoor le kar jaty hain aur 
bohut bara pinjara banaty hain 
gaoon ke log samjhty hain ab shair qaid hoga 
laikin 
Rehman malik farmaty hain 
sub gaoön waly ab is pinjry main rahain gy ":-

WOOD CARVERS Exquisite Furniture Exhibition 2012

WOOD CARVERS bring
Exquisite (Karachi Finish) Furniture Exhibition on 21 & 22 Dec.2012

11:00am Onwards
Kohinoor Banquet
Hussain Chowk, Lhr.
Contact
03008633888

Adult Funny Joke Between a Pakistani and Indian

1 indian pakistani say..
Yar tum log khatna kiun karwatay ho
Pakistani: 

ye to mujhe bhi nahi pata bs zara 
LOOK a jata hai......;oD

Adult Funny Joke Text Sms in Urdu - Mot ka frishta Girl se

Mot ka frishta Girl se:-
Apka time over ho chuka hy
Girl:
Koi Bachne ka rasta?
Frishta:
Yes,1 kiss karo usko jo ye sms parh raha hy
Girl
"TERI MEHRBANI"
Tu jan kad.le

Zardari aur Kutta - Funny Zardari Picture and Zardari Funny Joke

Jokes, Funny Pictures, Zardari Jokes, zardari funny. zardari pictures. zardari photos. pictures of zardari. photos of zardari. funny zardari pictures. funny pictures zardari. zardari funny pictures. zardari pictures funny. zardari pics. pics of zardari.
Zardari ki car k neeche 1 chota sa "dogy" aa k mara gya.

Zardari ne driver se kaha K is k malik ka Pta Kro.


Jab driver Wapis aaya to us k gale mein bohat se phool the,
Hath mein tohfe or mithayian thein.

Zardari: ye Kya hai?

Driver: Sir logon ne meri puri baat hi nahi suni or khushi mein haar daal diye,

Meine sirf ye hi Kaha K,
"main Zardari ka driver hun,
Kutte ka Bacha mar gya hai"

Adult Santa Joke for Christmas- Santa's Wife Was Pregnant

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 Santa's wife was Pregnant

She went to the hospital and admit for made ​​Delivery

Nurse - Congratulations, a baby boy came to your home


Santa - Oh my God, what is technology

Wife In Hospital boy is born ... at home!

Santa Joke - Santa Claus Went to Hotel for Dinner

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 Santa Claus went to hotel for a dinner

Santa waited half an hour & he asked the waiter:

why food takes so much time in preparation?

The waiter replied innocently:

Food was prepared two days before
Now
just getting warmed up!

Adult Dirty Text Sms Joke for +18 Only - Ek Boy Ne Apni GF Se Gift Manga

Ek boy ne apni girLfriend se gift manga.

GirLfriend ne Ch0ut Ka ek baaL de dia.

Larka wo baaL Le kr sunaar k pas gya or kaha:
Ye chaandi k box me saja k do, 
sunaar ne 2 din ka time dia.


2 din baad jb Larka Lene aya to sunaar ne pucha:
Ye kis buzrg ka baaL hai?

Larka:
Ye buzrg ka nhe meri girL Friend ki Ch0ut ka baaL hai.

Sunaar:
Behn k L0ray pehLy Q nhe btaya 
hum sb ghar waLon ne 3 , 3 dafa dho k peya hai.....!

School Miss Students Joke - Urdu Joke - Hindi Joke

Kuch school k Bachey Ek larki ko 
ghaseet kar school ley ja rahe thay

1 Admi bola esko chor do agr


Es ko parhne ka shok hoga tu 
ye khud school jaye gi

Bachey bole:

Baba ji

Ye humari Miss hai

Roz school se Date per chali jati hai:-):p;)

I Q Personality Test - Send This Sms 2 Your Friends and Find Ans

Send this text sms to everyone & see k apko konsa no. milta hai.

0: U r Master in Jokes

1. U have beautiful eyes

2. U r attractive

3. U r ziddi


4. U can be a super model

5. u r cool n smart

6. i like ur voice

7. u r friendly

8. u r my best friend

9. u r selfish

10. I like ur face expressions

11. I like ur naughtiness

12. I like ur company

Aap mujhe kon sa no. den ge?.

Teacher and Student Funny Text Sms Joke

Teacher: 
Agr apka dost aor gf kashti me hon 
or doob rhy hon to Ap kisko bachaogy?


student reply:



Doob jany do dono ko 
saaly aik sath kr kya rhy thy:!

Who are Terrorists A Statement by German Muslim Scholar

I liked the answer of a German Muslim scholar when he was asked about terrorism and Islam :

He said : Who started the first world war ?
Muslims ?

Who started the second world war ?
Muslims ?
Who killed about 20 millions of Aborigines in Australia ?
Muslims ??
Who threw the nuclear bombs of Hiroshima and Nagasaki ?
Muslims ??
Who killed more than 100 millions of red Indians in North America ?
Muslims ??
Who killed more than 50 millions of in south America ?
Muslims ??
Who took about 180 millions of African people as slaves and 88% of them died and was thrown in Atlantic ocean ?
Muslims ??

No , They weren't Muslims!!! First of all, You have to define terrorism properly...
If a non-Muslim do something bad..it is crime. But if a Muslim commits same..he is terrorist...
So first remove this double standard...then come to the point!!! , . . . . .

Barack Obama Funny Picture - Funny Picture of Obama

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American president Barack Obama funny photo, I think he is tired of work and want rest.

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Funny Dirty Adult Poem/Poetry in Urdu - Waderay Ka L0ra

LATEST VERSION OF WADERAY KA BETA.



Akbar jatoi jalbani mera naam,
Mam'may dabana or chud'daie mera kam,


Itna tharki k hath me hai l0ra, 
Abhi dikhata hn tmko ghorra,

Gol tere mam'may mera lamba l0ra kala, 
Larkiyan mera dekhen or bolen OoOoo lalaAaa.

Ek hath conddom or dosre me sarson ka tail, 
Mere samne tm saron k l0ray hain fail.

Burgaron ki mujhse har wakt hai hat'ti.
Q k sari cute girls mujhse hain chud'ti.

Me tujhe banaon ga chaklay ki rani, 
Per us k liye tujhe pare gi phud'di marani.

Waderay ka l0ra, 
Waderay ka l0rA.

Special Mother Day Poem/Poetry - Kabhi Apni Maa ka Dil Mat Dukhana

Agar Chahte Ho
Sada Muskrana*

Kabhi apni MAA ka Dil mat Dukhana*



Karo apni MAA ki Hamesha Ghulami*

Nokar Banega Aap ka Zamana*

Ghussa Na Karna apni MAA se*

Muhabbat
Se MAA ko Bulana*

Khushi Se apni MAA Ki Har Baat Maano*

Jannat Main Aap ka Banega Thikaana*

Chale Gi Asmano Pe Tareef Aap ki*

Kabhi Apna Gussa Na MAA Ko Dikhana*

Please Care,
Respect & Love Your Mother
B.coz ,,,

"KHUSH NASEEB" hai woh Shakhs 
jis ki "MAA" Hayaat hai.. :''(

A Joke for Adults - Jani Film Me Kaam Karo Gay

Jani Film Me Kaam Karo gy?


Role
Sirf
itna
Hai

K
1
Larki
Apko
1
Kamre
Me
LeJy
gi


Or Apko Goli Mar De gi
Film Ka Nam Hy

"MASSI' K Hathon GANDOOO Ki Mout"

Funny Pathan Sms Joke - Tum HumKo 3 Laakh Rupey Do

Pathan: tum humko 3 laakh rupey do, 
hum tumhay 15 din k bad lotA dega

.
.
(after 15 days)
.
aadmi: Chal khan apna waada pura kar...
.
Pathan: ye ley
.
"LOTA":P

Short Funny Poetry Urdu - Dil Ko Jalaney Se Kya Faida

Dil ko jalaney se kya Faida
.
Aansoo Bahaney Se kya Faida
.
Jab Usne hi Humein chor diya...:(

.
Ab Us k chhotey bhai ko cheez dilaney ka kya Faida...;(
.
( ,")/ Aby Oye!
<) ( chal nikal
/ / bara aya SlantY Dila do.....:P:D

Urdu Ghazal - Usne Chaha Tou Chahaton Ki Hadon Se Barh Kr

Usne chaha tou chahaton ki hadon se barh kr,
Kehta tha haath na chorna tufanon se dar kr,

Phr khud hi tor diya wo taulluq zindagi k ek mor pr,

Aaj mene poocha to kehta hai wo lamha tha jo guzar gaya kinaron ko tor kr,

Khud hi ro para wo ek zindagi k mor pr,
Or keh gaya tum kisi or k ho jao mujhe chor kr,

Main hasrat se dekhti rahi usse apne haathon ko jor kr,
Or wo chal para meri wafaon ko chor kr,

Mgr mein krun ga Intezaar un lamhaat ko thaam kr,

Kabhi to hoga use bhi ye ahsaas k 
kisi ne chaha tha usse Duniya ko chhor kr...

Na Koi Nana Muhammad Jesa - Na Koi Bahadur Ali Jesa

Na koi Nana MUHAMMAD jesa

Na koi Bahadur ALI jesa

Na koi Ladla HASSAN jesa


Na koi Shaheed HUSSAIN jesa

Na koi Alamdar ABBAS jesa

Na koi Jawan AKBAR jesa

Na koi Pyasa ASGHAR jesa

Na koi Dulha QASIM jesa

Na koi Zameen KARBALA jesi

Na koi Maa'n FATIMA jesi

Na koi Kaneez FIZZA jesi

Na koi Behen ZAINAB jesi

0r

Na koi Ghrana pnjtn Pk jsa.
Hqiqt me na
Koi sms is jsa.

Mother Teresa Quotes on Human Rights Day

Mother Teresa Sayings for Human Rights:

 Spread love almost everywhere you go:
1st of all in your personal home.
Give love to your kids,

to your life partner (wife or husband),
to a next door neighbor...
Let no a single actually come to you
without leaving greater and happier.
Be the living manifestation of God's kindness
kindness in your face,
kindness in your eyes,
kindness in your smile,
kindness in your hot greeting.



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Adult Jokes +18 - Boy After Having Great Time With Girlfriend

 A boy after having great time with Girlfriend
He saw a guy's photo in her bag,
He asked,

Is he your Ex-Boyfriend ?
Girl kissed him,
and said
no it's me before surgery...


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Mahatma Gandhi Quotes - Sayings of Mahatma Gandhi

Do not be concerned in the least about oneself, leave all be concerned to God,’ – this seems to be the commandment in all religions.
This require not frighten any person. He who devotes himself to services with a distinct conscience, will working day by working day grasp the need for it in better calculate, and will regularly develop richer in religion. The path of services can hardly be trodden by 1 who is not well prepared to renounce self-desire, and to recognize the conditions of his beginning. Consciously or unconsciously, each a single of us does render some service or other. If we cultivate the behavior of carrying out this service deliberately, our want for service will continuously increase much better, and will make not only for our individual happiness but that of the entire world at huge.
"Mahatma Gandhi"

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Os Insan Pr Bhrosa Kro Jo Aap Ki 3 Batein Jan Sakay

Os Insan pr Bhrosa kro jo Aap ki 3 Batein jan sakay

1-Muskrahat k Peeche Dukh

2-Gusse k Peche Pyar
3-Chup Rehne k Peeche wajah.

Guru Nanak Day - Shri Guru Nanak Dev Ji Quotes

Quote in English

Were you to live by way of 4 ages,
or even 10 times much more,

ended up you acknowledged on all 9 continents,
and were to obtain common adhering to,
were you to get paid fame and praise from all of humanity,
if you have not his grace, nothing at all will conserve you.



Quote in Hindi

आप चार उम्र के माध्यम से रहते थे,
या यहां तक कि दस गुना अधिक,
आप सभी नौ महाद्वीपों पर जाना थे,
और सार्वभौमिक निम्नलिखित, हासिल करने के लिए थे
आप प्रसिद्धि और प्रशंसा सभी मानव जाति से कमा रहे थे,
यदि आप अपनी कृपा नहीं है, तो कुछ भी नहीं तुम्हें बचा लेगा।


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Zardari Funny Photo on Urdu Text Latest Picture

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 Very very very funny Zardari image who is president of Pakistan

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Thomas Carlyle Quotes About Hazrat Imam Hussain (R.A)

Scottish historian and essayist Thomas Carlyle
 says about Hazrat Imam Hussain (R.A):


“The best lesson which we get from the tragedy of
Cerebella is that Hussain (R.A) and his companions were rigid
believers in God. They illustrated that the numerical superiority does not
count when it comes to the truth and the falsehood. The victory of Hussain,
despite his minority, marvels me!”


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Gandhi Quotes About Hazrat Imam Hussain (R.A)

 “I learnt from Hussain
how to achieve victory while being oppressed.”


Indian political and spiritual leader "Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi"

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Guru Nanak Dev Quotes in Hindi and Englsih

In English

He helps make the worthless deserving,
and showers the gifted with a lot more presents.


No one but God can bestow this kind of excellence.




 In Hindi


वह (भगवान) बेकार योग्य बनाता है,
और वर्षा अधिक उपहार के साथ ही प्रतिभाशाली।
भगवान कर सकते हैं लेकिन कोई भी ऐसी उत्कृष्टता प्रदान करना।
 
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Quote of the Day - Latest Quotes in English

Quote of the day:

If you cannot be a pencil 
to write anyone's happiness,
 

try at least to be a nice eraser 
to erase everyone's sorrow...!!

Puzzle or Quiz Text Sms With Answer in Hindi

1 Maa K Lye Wo KonSa Kam Hai 
Jo Beta Kare Tou Bura
Or

Damaad Kare Tou 
Boht Acha Lgta Hai

Socho

Nhi Pta

Joru Ki Ghulami.:D

Fazal Ur Rehman (Diesel) Funny Pictures and Jokes

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 Maulana Fazal Ur Rehman Says:
Go America Go.....!


Obama Says:
Oye Diesel..!
Dollar Lenay Hain K Nahi..?

Fazal Ur Rehma (Diesel):
Hahahah....!
 Main Mazaak Kar Raha Tha...

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Hazrat Imam Hussain Quotes in Urdu Composed on Picture

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Hazrat Imam Hussain Quotes in Urdu

Agr Dunya Mein Inqalab Lana Chahtay Ho Tou
Tehzeeb E Nafs Ka Aagaz Khud Se Karo
Dunya Khud Badal Jaye Gi...!

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Veena Malik Sms Urdu Poetry for Adults 18+ Latest


Chicken Broast Aisay Pakao
kay Kacha Na Ho



Mohabbat Aisay Nibhao
Kay Bacha Na Ho.;-)


 Poet: Veena Malik


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Urdu Love Quote - Kabhi us Insaan Ko Dard Mat Dena

Kabi us insaan ko dard mat dena..
" Jo tum ko Dil se chahta ho



" Warna ek din Dil to ho ga Mgr
"Dil se chahne wala nahi ho ga,

Allama Iqbal Urdu Poetry with Picture on Karbala

 Allama Iqbal, Allama Iqbal Poetry, Allama Iqbal Image Poetry, Allama Iqbal Photo Poetry, Allama Iqbal Poetry Photo, Allama Iqbal Poetry Picture, Allama Iqbal Poetry Image, Karbala Poetry,


Har Ebtada Se Pehaly, Har Entiha K Baad
Zaat E Nabi (SW) Buland Hai, Zaat E Khuda K Baad

Dunya Me Ehtaraam Ke Qabil Hain Jitnay Log
Main Sabko Manta Hun, Mgr Mustafa (SW) K Baad 

Qatal E Hussain (RA) Asal Mein Marg E Yazeed Hai
Islam Zinda Hota Hai Har Karbala K Baad..........!

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Ehsaas E Karbala - Karbala Image Urdu Poetry

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Ehsaas E Karbala

Ehsaas E Karbala Tujhe Bhi Ho Jaye Ga Aik Din
Tanha Kisi Azeez Ki Maeyet Utha Ker Daikh...........!

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Aye Neend Ab Le Chal Mujhe - Good Night Stylish Text Sms Short Poetry

Aye NeEnd! Ab le Chal mujHe Khawb0n ki Wadi0n mEi.. !!!!
SAANI...


K Kab se betha hun main Tayyar DeeDaar-E-Yaar k liYe . . .!!

(¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.-> ĠÖÖĐ ŅÏĠȞȚ & ĠÖÖĐ ĻŮĊĶ <-.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯)

Funny Diwali Pics - Funny Diwali Photos

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Celebrate this Diwali with pure Fun......!
 DIWALI MUBARAK

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Allama Iqbal Poetry - Tu Dhond Falak Par Bagh_E_Iram

Tu dhond Falk par Bagh_E_iram, 
apna To Aqeeda hai,,,
"iQBAL"



Jis khak py "MUKHLUS" dost melain, 
wo khak B Jannnat hoti hai.

Nawaz Shrif Funny Photos - Hero Looking For Girls

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Pakistani most famous politician  Nawaz Sharif funny picture as a young hero on red car looking for girls...... :D



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New Stylish Text ASCII Good Morning Wish

$""$ $""$$ $,/\, ISH YOU
$___,_/\_,___$
$"""$___$'""'$
$ APPY
$___$"""$___$

"Beautiful"
"GooD"
"Morning"

Assalam 0 Alaekum.

Iqbal Day Mubarak - Allama Iqbal Selected The Best Poetry

Allama Iqbal Says,

"Dil Pak Nahi To Pak Ho Skta Nahi Insan,

Warna Iblees Ko Bhi Atay Thay Wazo K Frayez Boht,

Sir jhukane se Namazein ada nahe hotin,
Dil jhukana prta hy ibdat k liye,

Iqbal ne iss liye tor di Tasbi,
Kya gin k naam loon us Khuda ka,
Jo be hisab deta hy..,,..,!

MQM Altaf Hussain Funny Picture On Bakra Eid

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Altaf Hussain Funny Picture



MQM President Altaf Hussain's warning to people and government on Bakra Eid, urdu funny photo made for Bakra Eid

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Lafzon Main Kya Likhon Shahdat-E-Hussain - Mohsin Naqvi Sad Poetry For Karbala

Lafzon Main Kya Likhon
“SHAHADAT-E-HUSSAIN”
Mohsin…


Kalam Bhi Mera Ro Dayta Hai “KARBALA” Ka Manzar Soch Kr.



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Thukra k Hum ko us Ne Kaha k Ab Muskrao - Short Poetry For Text Sms Msg

"Thukra k Hum ko us Ne Kaha k Ab Muskrao"

"Hum Hans Diye Q k Sawaal Uski Khushi ka Tha..

Harzat Ali Sayings in Urdu About Successful Life

Life Mein Do Batain Hamesha Yaad Rakhna Kaam Ayen Gi,

1. Ghussay Ki HaLat Main Koi FaisLa Na Kerna,
AUR


2. Khushi Ki HaLat Main Koi Wada Na Kerna.

(HAZRAT ALI AS )

Zikkar-E-Husain Aaya - Poetry On Hazrat Imam Hussain AS Karbala

Zikkar-E-Hussain Aaya Tou Aankhein Chhalak Parein,
Pani Ko Kitna Pyar Hai Ab Bhi Hussain Sey., . .




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Ungliyan Toot Gayen - Funny ASCII Text Sms Msg Poetry

Ungliyan Toot Gayen 
Pathar Pe Teri Tasveer Taraashte Hue
Or Surat Jo Bani Teri To 

Meri Hansi Hi Nikal Gayi
  @.@
_/( ' )\_
_/""\_ urri. BabA,,

Hazrat Imam Hussain(AS) Ki Shaan - Karbala Peotry

Ajab Shaan Hai Hussain Tumharey Lashkar Ki
Kahan Sey Dhoondh K Layen Misaal ASGHAR Ki
Sitara Ab Bhi Fajar Ka Udaas Hota Hai

Sunaee Deti Hai Ab B Azaan Akbar Ki….



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World Largest Pakistani Human National Flag

Pakistani Human Flag, National Human Flag, World Largest Human Flag, World Largest Flag, Pakistan Zindabaad, Mera Pakistan,


Breaking News - 24,200 Pakistanis break the world record for the largest human national flag .
Pakistan made another big World Record.
Congrats to ALL.



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Chal INSHA Apny Gaun Mein - Ibn-E-Insha Poem Poetry

Chal INSHA Apny Gaun Mein

Yahan UJLAY UJLAY Roop bohat
Par Asli kam Behroop boht
Us piar k Neechy kia Rukna
Jahan Saya kam ho Dhoop Boht


Chal INSHA apny Gaun mein

Baithhin gy sukh ki Chaun mein,
Keun Teri aankh Sawali hy
Yahan hr ek Baat Niralee hy
Es Daise Basera mat Krna
Yahan MUFLIS hona Gaali hy

Chal INSHA Apny Gaun mein

Jahan Sachy Rishty Yarun K,
Jahan Wady pakky Pyarun K
Jahn SAJDA kry Wafa Paun mein

Chal INSHA Apny Gaun Mein...!"

Moat k Baad KonSi Cheez kitni Dair Tak Zinda Rehti Hai

"Moat" k Baad KonSi Cheez kitni Dair Tk "Zinda" Rehti Hy:

Heart= 10 Mints
Brain= 20 Mins
Eyes= 4 Hours

Skin= 5 Days
Bones= 30 Days
&
Naik Amaal ---?
"Hamesha
Zenda rehtay hai

Gorgeous Text and Image for True Lovers




Until God closes my eyes, I can't imagine my life without you.....


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I Can Kiss You Without Touching You - Funny Adult Text Sms Msg

Boy:
I can kiss you without touching you
 

Girl:
You can't


 

Boy:
Lagi 50, 50 ki Bet
 

Girl:
Ok
 

Boy:
Tightly kissed her
 

Girl:
Hey you touched me
 

Boy:
Ye le 50 rupe roti kyun hai...:D


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Positive Relationship Between People's Ability

There's a very positive relationship 
between 

people's ability to accomplish
 any task and 
the time they're willing to spend on it.

Mohsin Naqvi Short Poetry - Ajab Do Rang Hain Insan Ki Fitrat K

Ajab D0 Rang Hen Insan Ki Fitrat K

Mohsin

GiLa Hy jiS sE Usi Se
Be-Inteha PYAR B Hy.

Holi (Diwali or Deepavali) 2012 Mubarak Poetry For Friends

Rango'n K Te'ohar Mein Sabhi Rango'n Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dhair Saari Khushiyo'n Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,


Yehi Dua hai Bhagwaan Se Hamari Har Baar,
Holi Mubarak  Meray Pyaray Yaar,,,,,,,,,!


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Say Shubh Deepawali (Happy Diwali) to Your Friend With Text Sms Mms


A Friend like you
is like Diyas on Diwali (Deepawali)......


Driving away darkness and spreading
brightness all around.

I am so lucky to have found such a
treasured friend in you!

Wish a Happy Diwali (Shubh Deepawali) to
my dearest friend.
 
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