Boy and Girl Funny Text Sms Insult Joke
1 lrki road pr khari thi,
1 lrka smny sy bike pr gzra
Phr wpis aya or us sy pucha
1 lrka smny sy bike pr gzra
Phr wpis aya or us sy pucha
Husband and Wife Funny Joke of 2013
WIFE:
Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K
Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''
HUSBAND:
Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K
Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''
HUSBAND:
Friendship Quote by C.S. Lewis - Picture Quotes
C.S. Lewis Sayings
Friendship is born at that moment
when one person says to another:
"What! You Too? I Thought I Was The Only One"
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Rehman Malik Ki Zehanat - Rehman Malik Joke
Aik jungle main shair rehta tha aur
roz gaoon se aik aadmi uttah kar laijata tha
yeh roz ka mamool tha
to mulk ke saddar ne rehman malik ko kaha
jao yeh mamla hal karo
kiyon k aap hi sub sy zada zaheen aadmi ho.
Rehman malik 500 mazdoor le kar jaty hain aur
bohut bara pinjara banaty hain
gaoon ke log samjhty hain ab shair qaid hoga
laikin
Rehman malik farmaty hain
sub gaoön waly ab is pinjry main rahain gy ":-
roz gaoon se aik aadmi uttah kar laijata tha
yeh roz ka mamool tha
to mulk ke saddar ne rehman malik ko kaha
jao yeh mamla hal karo
kiyon k aap hi sub sy zada zaheen aadmi ho.
Rehman malik 500 mazdoor le kar jaty hain aur
bohut bara pinjara banaty hain
gaoon ke log samjhty hain ab shair qaid hoga
laikin
Rehman malik farmaty hain
sub gaoön waly ab is pinjry main rahain gy ":-
Adult Funny Joke Text Sms in Urdu - Mot ka frishta Girl se
Zardari aur Kutta - Funny Zardari Picture and Zardari Funny Joke
Zardari ne driver se kaha K is k malik ka Pta Kro.
Jab driver Wapis aaya to us k gale mein bohat se phool the,
Hath mein tohfe or mithayian thein.
Zardari: ye Kya hai?
Driver: Sir logon ne meri puri baat hi nahi suni or khushi mein haar daal diye,
Meine sirf ye hi Kaha K,
"main Zardari ka driver hun,
Kutte ka Bacha mar gya hai"
Adult Dirty Text Sms Joke for +18 Only - Ek Boy Ne Apni GF Se Gift Manga
Ek boy ne apni girLfriend se gift manga.
GirLfriend ne Ch0ut Ka ek baaL de dia.
Larka wo baaL Le kr sunaar k pas gya or kaha:
Ye chaandi k box me saja k do,
sunaar ne 2 din ka time dia.
2 din baad jb Larka Lene aya to sunaar ne pucha:
Ye kis buzrg ka baaL hai?
Larka:
Ye buzrg ka nhe meri girL Friend ki Ch0ut ka baaL hai.
Sunaar:
Behn k L0ray pehLy Q nhe btaya
hum sb ghar waLon ne 3 , 3 dafa dho k peya hai.....!
GirLfriend ne Ch0ut Ka ek baaL de dia.
Larka wo baaL Le kr sunaar k pas gya or kaha:
Ye chaandi k box me saja k do,
sunaar ne 2 din ka time dia.
2 din baad jb Larka Lene aya to sunaar ne pucha:
Ye kis buzrg ka baaL hai?
Larka:
Ye buzrg ka nhe meri girL Friend ki Ch0ut ka baaL hai.
Sunaar:
Behn k L0ray pehLy Q nhe btaya
hum sb ghar waLon ne 3 , 3 dafa dho k peya hai.....!
I Q Personality Test - Send This Sms 2 Your Friends and Find Ans
Send this text sms to everyone & see k apko konsa no. milta hai.
0: U r Master in Jokes
1. U have beautiful eyes
2. U r attractive
3. U r ziddi
4. U can be a super model
5. u r cool n smart
6. i like ur voice
7. u r friendly
8. u r my best friend
9. u r selfish
10. I like ur face expressions
11. I like ur naughtiness
12. I like ur company
Aap mujhe kon sa no. den ge?.
0: U r Master in Jokes
1. U have beautiful eyes
2. U r attractive
3. U r ziddi
4. U can be a super model
5. u r cool n smart
6. i like ur voice
7. u r friendly
8. u r my best friend
9. u r selfish
10. I like ur face expressions
11. I like ur naughtiness
12. I like ur company
Aap mujhe kon sa no. den ge?.
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