Taza Phool - Good Morning Sms

,;*'*'*;, TAZA
*;**;* PHOOL
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Jis ki har patti me Ap k liye

DUA
Muhabat
Khuloos
Chahat
Aur
Khushiyan hain


AsSalam-o-Alikum
*Good Morning*

Bill Gates I am not a University Topper - Funny Sms

Bill Gates: I'm not a university topper, But Today All Univrsity
topprs r my employes

Yhi line
Bs yhi line mje top krne se rk
deti hy :P

Arabic - Hmare Ragistan Mein Awaz Lagao - Funny Sms

Arabic: Hmare ragistan me awaz lgao "khush amdid" to awaz gonjti ha
Amdid
Amdid


American: hmare college k khali colidor me awaz lgao
"i love you" to awaz aygi
Love you
Love you


Pakistani: Ye to kch b nai hmare karachi k ksi b sark pr awaz lgao,
"haq ki khuli kitaab"
Hr traf se Awaz aati hai
"ALTAF"
"ALTAF"

Memon girl: Yar aj papa ne mujhe larke k sath bike pe jate huay dekh lia

Memon girl: Yar aj papa ne mujhe larke k sath 
bike pe jate huay dekh lia


2nd girl: 0h no, phir?
.


Phir kia, papa ne mujhse bus ka karaya wapas mang liya.

Sardar da putar: Abba Main Suneya ay k - Sardar Funny Sms

Sardar da putar: Abba Main Suneya ay k
Maa pio nu vekhna sawab hunda ee ?