1 Larki Raat Ko Apne Jism Pe Hath Pher Rhi Thi - Adult Funny Joke

1 larki raat ko apne jism pe hath pher rhi thi 

Maa ne baap sey kaha beti jawan hogai hai iski shadi krdo 2 haftey me shadi hogai,

Bhai ne socha k me B yehi krta hun,


Next day wo B apni GAAND pe hath pherny laga


Maa ne baap sey kaha beta gandu hogaya hai isko ghar se nikal 2,


AB kahan hai tu yaar ?

Wasta Bhi Rakhtey Hain Raabta Bhi Rakhtey Hain - Sad Ghazal

Wasta Bhi Rakhtey
Hain Raabta Bhi
Rakhtey Hain......!


Ham Magar Mohabbat Mein Zaabta Bhi Rakhtey Hain......!

Kon Kab Bichhar
Jaaey Kis Ko Ye
Khabar Logo......?


Is Liey To Chahat
Mein Faasla Bhi
Rakhtey Hain......!


Saath Chaltey
Rehtey Hain Dour Tak
Magar Phir Bhi......!


Log Wapsi Ka Aik Raasta Bhi Rakhtey Hain......!


Toot Kar Mohabbat
Karna Bhi Jaantey
Hain Hum.


Aur Faraib Khaney
Ka Hosla Bhi
Rakhtey Hain.

Zardari Ki Dehshat aur Khouf - Funny Text Sms

1 PATHAN Murgiyon se bola!

Agar Tum Sab Ne Kal
5-5 Andy Na Diye To Sab Ka
Zardari K Haathon Wo Haal Karwaonga Jo is waqat aawam ka Ho raha hy.

Subah Us Ne Dekha Sab Ne 5,5 Andy Diye.

Magr 1 Ne 1 hi Anda Diya or aankhon sa aansoo baeh rahy haen.

PATHAN !
Tum Ne 1 Anda Q diya?

To Us Ne Kaha:
Khan sahab ye bhi zrdari sahab K Darr Se Diya Hy,Warna Main to MURGA Hon.:-D

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Mil Bhi Jatey Hain To Takra K Guzar Jatay Hain - Sad Ghazal

Mil B jatay hain to takra k guzar jatay hain....,


Hain mosam ki tarha dost b badal jatay hain....,


Hum abi tak giraftar-e-muhabat hain logo


Thokren kha k suna tha k log sambal jatay hain


Wo kabhi apni jafa per na howa sharminda,,,


Hum samajtay rahe pathar b piggal jatay hain


Umar bhar jin ki wafaon pe bharosa hota ha "Sahil",


Waqt k anay pe wohe Log BADAL jatay hain.........

Aik Mohabbat He Nahi Dunya Mein Dard Ka Sabab - Sad and Funny Sms

Aik Mohabbat He Nahi Dunya Mein Dard Ka Sabab...!


"Galib"


Darwazay Wich Ungal Aa Jaway Tay O V Saa Kadd Lendi A. . .!