Pathan Apni Girlfrnd Se Mere Dil Main Ek Bat Hai - Pathan Funny Sms

,"Pathan Apni Girlfrnd Se
Mere Dil Main Ek Bat Hai


Girl
Keh Do.

Pathan
Ni Mjhy Sharam Aati Hai.


Girl
Kaho Na


Pathan
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Tumhre Pas Naswar Hai.

Bacha Apni Daadi Se: Kya Hum Humesha 5 Hi Rahenge - Funny Text Sms

Bacha Apni Daadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge?
Aap/papa/mom/ behen aur main.


Daadi: Nahin jab tumhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayenge.


Bacha: Phir Behen ki Shaadi hogi to hum phir 5 ho jayenge na.


Daadi Piyar se: Nahin jab tmhara Beta ho jayega to hum phir 6 hojayege.


Bacha: Phir jab aap marr jao gi hm phir 5 hojaye gy.:->
Daadi. Lakh di laanat tairay hisaab tay.
kuttay da putra! so ja chupkr k.

Jo Mile Hayaat-e-Taveel Mjhe Or Ose Main Sarf-e-Sana Karon - A Beautiful Hammad

Jo Mile Hayaat-e-Taveel Mjhe,


Or Ose Main Sarf-e-Sana Kron,


Tera Shukr Phir Bhi Ada Na Ho,
Tera Shukr Kese Ada Karon,


Tere Karam Ki Koi Had Nhi,
Gino kis Tarha K Addad Nhi,


Nahi Koi Tere Siwa
~ YA RAB ~
Jise Yaad Tere Siwa Karon,


Main Kaha Karon Tu Suna Kare,
Tu Diya Kare Main Lia Kron,


Tere Dar Pe Jhuka Rahe Sar Mera,
Teri Rehmaton Me Ho Guzar Mera,


Meri Koi Bhool Ho To Muaf Kar,
Mjhe Bakhsh De Jo Khata Karon...(Aamin)

Load Shedding Se Tang Aik Larki - Adult Funny Text Sms

LOAD SHEDDING Se Tang Aa K 
Faraz Ki Behen farzana . Arz Karti hain.

Mulk k Haalat Dekh k Roti hoon,
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Raat ko Sirf Braizer Pehan k Soti hoon/-

Agar Tum Meri Aag Nhi Bhuja Saky to - Veena Malik Joke For Adults Only

Agar Tum meri Aag Nhi bhuja saky to 
Facterion 0r Ghar0n mein 
lagny wali aag kya khaak bhujao gy"?



Veena malik ka
1122 k staff ko
do tok alfaz mein Lecture..