Bheegi Huwi Aankoon Ka Ye Manzr Na Mile Ga - Ghar Chhor K Mat Jao Kaheen Ghar Na Mile Ga

Bheegi Huwi Aankoon Ka Ye Manzr Na Mile Ga.'


Ghar Chhor K Mat Jao Kaheen Ghar Na Mile Ga.


Phir Yaad Boht Aaye Gi Zulfon Ki Ghani Sham..'


Jab Dhoop Me Saaya Koi Sar Pe Na Mile Ga.


Ansu'on Ko Kabi Pani Ka Qatra Na Samjna..'


Aisa Tumhen Chahat Ka Samandr Na Mile Ga..!


Es Khwab k Maahol Me Bekhwab Hein Aankhein..'


Jab Neend Boht Aaye Gi Bistar Na Mile Ga..!


Ye Soch Lo Ab Aakhri Saaya Hy MUHABAT..'


Es Dar Se Utho Ge To Koi Dar Na Mile Ga...

Kisi Darakht pe 1 Ullu Betha Karta tha - Funny Zardari Sms

Kisi Darakht pe 1 Ullu Betha Karta tha


1 Din Wo Darakht Kat Diya Gaya


Darakht Bohat Khush Hua k Shukar Hai Ab na mein rahunga
or na hi mujh par koi ullu bethe ga.


Lekin Darakht ki Khushi Us Waqt Khak me Milgai
Jab


Usko Kaat kar
Sadr-e-Pakistan ki Kursi Bana Di gai.


Or Ab Us Par ULLU ka PATHA "Asif Zardari" Bethta Ha

Pathan Apni Girlfrnd Se Mere Dil Main Ek Bat Hai - Pathan Funny Sms

,"Pathan Apni Girlfrnd Se
Mere Dil Main Ek Bat Hai


Girl
Keh Do.

Pathan
Ni Mjhy Sharam Aati Hai.


Girl
Kaho Na


Pathan
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.
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Tumhre Pas Naswar Hai.

Bacha Apni Daadi Se: Kya Hum Humesha 5 Hi Rahenge - Funny Text Sms

Bacha Apni Daadi Se: Kya hum humesha 5 hi rahenge?
Aap/papa/mom/ behen aur main.


Daadi: Nahin jab tumhari shaadi hojaye gi to hum 6 ho jayenge.


Bacha: Phir Behen ki Shaadi hogi to hum phir 5 ho jayenge na.


Daadi Piyar se: Nahin jab tmhara Beta ho jayega to hum phir 6 hojayege.


Bacha: Phir jab aap marr jao gi hm phir 5 hojaye gy.:->
Daadi. Lakh di laanat tairay hisaab tay.
kuttay da putra! so ja chupkr k.

Jo Mile Hayaat-e-Taveel Mjhe Or Ose Main Sarf-e-Sana Karon - A Beautiful Hammad

Jo Mile Hayaat-e-Taveel Mjhe,


Or Ose Main Sarf-e-Sana Kron,


Tera Shukr Phir Bhi Ada Na Ho,
Tera Shukr Kese Ada Karon,


Tere Karam Ki Koi Had Nhi,
Gino kis Tarha K Addad Nhi,


Nahi Koi Tere Siwa
~ YA RAB ~
Jise Yaad Tere Siwa Karon,


Main Kaha Karon Tu Suna Kare,
Tu Diya Kare Main Lia Kron,


Tere Dar Pe Jhuka Rahe Sar Mera,
Teri Rehmaton Me Ho Guzar Mera,


Meri Koi Bhool Ho To Muaf Kar,
Mjhe Bakhsh De Jo Khata Karon...(Aamin)