Sarsari Zikar Chala Ishq Mein Mar Janey Ka - Short Funny Poetry With Tashreeh

Sar'sari Zikr Chala Ishq Mein Mar Janey ka,
Ab Usay Zid Hai k Tum Mar k Dikhao Humko!



Tashreeh: iss shair mein shayer 
over efficiency maar k phas gaya hai! B-)

1 Londe Baaz k Ghar Mehman Aaya - Funny Text Sms for Adults Only

1 Londe Baaz k Ghar Mehman Aaya,


Londe Baaz ne Moqa dekh kar usy Chod diya,



Mehman ne kuch nahi kaha bus Subha jate hue Gate per likh gaya,


"Aisa karo ge tu kon Aaye ga"


Us k Jawab main Londe Baaz ne likha,


Nahi karon ga tu Bhosri k tu Roz Aaye ga.


('.')
<((>
_/\_ Jani aap Kab mehman bn rahe ho

1 Larka University Me Result Check Kernay Gaya - Funny Text Sms

1 larka dost say: Univrsty say mera result check ker k batao. 
Magar meray saath abbu hon gay. 

Agr 1 suply hui to kehna k musalman ki taraf sy salam.
Agar 2 mein hui to kehna k muslmano ki taraf sy salam
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Dost result daikh k aaya or kaha, 
"Tmam Ummat-e-muslima ki taraf say 
Asalam-o-Alaikum warahmatullah.

Tujhe Hai Mashq-e-Sitam ka Malal Wese Hi - Mohsin Naqvi Poetry

POET
MOHSIN NAQVI


Tujhe hai Mashq-e-sitam ka malal
Wese hi,


Humari jaan thi jaan par wabaal Wese hi,


Chala tha zikar zamane ki bewafai ka,



So aa gaya hai tumhara Khayal Wese hi,


Hum aa gaye hain teh-e-daam to naseeb apna,


Warna uss ne to phenka thaa jaal Wese hi,


Main rokna hi nahen chahta tha waar uss ka,


Girri nahen mere hathon se dhaal Wese hi,


Mujhe bhi shoq na tha daastan sunaney Ka MOHSIN,


Uss ne bhi poocha tha haal
Wese hi..

Hadis e Nabwi - Hazrat Muhammad (SAWW) Ki Kuch Aadaat

HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (SAWW) Ki kuch Aadaat:


1-Chalte waqt nigah nechi rakhte.
2-Salam me hmesha pehal krte.
3-Mehman Nawazi khud krte.

4-Nafli ibadat chhup kr krte.
5-Farz ibadat sub k samny krte.
6-Bemar ki mizaj pursi krte.
7-Jb khary hoe ghusa ata to baith jate or baithe hue ghusa ata to lait jate.
8-Miswak krte.
9-Isha se phele kbi na sote.
10-Kbi khul kr na hnste,sirf muskrate.