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Teacher and Student Funny Text Sms Joke

Teacher: 
Agr apka dost aor gf kashti me hon 
or doob rhy hon to Ap kisko bachaogy?


student reply:



Doob jany do dono ko 
saaly aik sath kr kya rhy thy:!

Who are Terrorists A Statement by German Muslim Scholar

I liked the answer of a German Muslim scholar when he was asked about terrorism and Islam :

He said : Who started the first world war ?
Muslims ?

Who started the second world war ?
Muslims ?
Who killed about 20 millions of Aborigines in Australia ?
Muslims ??
Who threw the nuclear bombs of Hiroshima and Nagasaki ?
Muslims ??
Who killed more than 100 millions of red Indians in North America ?
Muslims ??
Who killed more than 50 millions of in south America ?
Muslims ??
Who took about 180 millions of African people as slaves and 88% of them died and was thrown in Atlantic ocean ?
Muslims ??

No , They weren't Muslims!!! First of all, You have to define terrorism properly...
If a non-Muslim do something bad..it is crime. But if a Muslim commits same..he is terrorist...
So first remove this double standard...then come to the point!!! , . . . . .

Barack Obama Funny Picture - Funny Picture of Obama

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American president Barack Obama funny photo, I think he is tired of work and want rest.

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Funny Dirty Adult Poem/Poetry in Urdu - Waderay Ka L0ra

LATEST VERSION OF WADERAY KA BETA.



Akbar jatoi jalbani mera naam,
Mam'may dabana or chud'daie mera kam,


Itna tharki k hath me hai l0ra, 
Abhi dikhata hn tmko ghorra,

Gol tere mam'may mera lamba l0ra kala, 
Larkiyan mera dekhen or bolen OoOoo lalaAaa.

Ek hath conddom or dosre me sarson ka tail, 
Mere samne tm saron k l0ray hain fail.

Burgaron ki mujhse har wakt hai hat'ti.
Q k sari cute girls mujhse hain chud'ti.

Me tujhe banaon ga chaklay ki rani, 
Per us k liye tujhe pare gi phud'di marani.

Waderay ka l0ra, 
Waderay ka l0rA.

Special Mother Day Poem/Poetry - Kabhi Apni Maa ka Dil Mat Dukhana

Agar Chahte Ho
Sada Muskrana*

Kabhi apni MAA ka Dil mat Dukhana*



Karo apni MAA ki Hamesha Ghulami*

Nokar Banega Aap ka Zamana*

Ghussa Na Karna apni MAA se*

Muhabbat
Se MAA ko Bulana*

Khushi Se apni MAA Ki Har Baat Maano*

Jannat Main Aap ka Banega Thikaana*

Chale Gi Asmano Pe Tareef Aap ki*

Kabhi Apna Gussa Na MAA Ko Dikhana*

Please Care,
Respect & Love Your Mother
B.coz ,,,

"KHUSH NASEEB" hai woh Shakhs 
jis ki "MAA" Hayaat hai.. :''(