Pathan K Mobile Pe Raat 2 Baje Larki ka Phone Aaya

Pathan K mobile pe raat 2 baje larki ka phone aaya:
Aap So to nahi rahe na.


Pathan ghussay se bola:


Khabees ki bachi


Zarori nahi K har pathan chowkidaar ho.

Rasta Kaat K Har Baar Guzar Jata Hy

Rasta Kaat K Har Baar Guzar Jata Hy^ Jesy Pardes Main Tehwar Guzar Jata Hy^


Zindgi Ishq Main Guzri Hy Apni
DANISH


Jesy Bazaar Sy Nadaar Guzar Jata Hy^


Showaar Thek Nahe Yeh Admi K Liye^
K Di£ Kisi K Liye Ho Zubaan Kisi K Liye^
Na Eytbaar Kar K Wo Nigah e Shareer^
Kbi Kisi K Liye Hy Kbi Kisi K liye^

{EHSAAN DANISH}

Har Amal Soch Samajh Kar Kro - Advice Sms

"Har Amal Soch
Samajh Kar
Kro

Q K!

Har amal k
Andar
Us ka Anjaam
youn chupa Hota
Hai,

Jeisay
Beej k andar
Darakht

LUX Walon Ne Mujh Se 5 Coror Ka Sawal Pocha - Funny Sms

LUX walon ne mjh se 5 cror ka sawal pocha 
"Pakistan me aisa kon ha jo s!al m 1 bar nahata hai?





Yaqin karo 5 cror pe laat mar di mgr tmhara naam nahi btaya:-)

My Body and Heart is Very Thirsty - Funny Sms

"My body and heart is very thirsty
O my beloved by your love"


Samajh ayi?




Nahi,


Professr NASEEBO LAL explain it


Mera tan man pyasa
Channa ve tere pyaar da.