Jee Bhar k Roney Do Aaj Mujhe Dosto - Funny Text Sms

Jee bhar k roney do aaj mujhe
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Ek hi Larki Ka numbr tha MOLVI ki baaton me aa k delete Kr diya.


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//,Ohh Shit Yar mbile me RECYCLE BIN nhe hota kya?

India ki Supar Star Kareena Kapoor Mar Gai Hai - Funny Sms

Oy yr jb light a gai to Geo news lagao India ki supar star kareena kapoor mar gai hai.





































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! !!! mujh per :-
O shit.

Gurbat ki Had Kia hey? - A Text Sms for Adults

Teacher: Gurbat ki had kia hy?




Student: jb 1 khoobsurat larki 2 rupay mein kiss denay ko tyar ho!


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Or ap k pas sirf 1 rupia ho.

Aaj Ki Achhi Baat - Text Sms

*aJ kI aChI bAt*


Jis ka raabta
ALLAH k 7 ho wo nakam nahin hota,

Nakam wo
hota hai Jis ki
umeedein
duniya walon se
wabasta hon.,

Gir Jayen Zameen Pr To Sanbhalay Nhi Jatay - Sad Urdu Poetry

Gir Jayen Zameen Pr To Sanbhalay Nhi Jatay


Bazar Main Dukh Dard Uchhalay Nhi Jatay



Aankhon Se Nikaltay Ho Mgr Dhayaan Main Rehna
Tum Aesay Kabhi Dil Se Nikaaly Nhi Jatay




Ab Mujh Se In Aankhon ki Hifazat Nhi Hoti
Ab Mujh Se Teray Khawaab Sanbhalay Nhi Jatay




Jatay Nhi Sehra'on Main Ab Ishq-e-Giriftaan
Jab Tak Dil-e-Majnoon Ki Dua Le Nhi Jatay




Jungle K Ye Poday Hain Enhen Chhorr Do
"Mohsin"
Gham Aap Jawan Hotay Hain Paalay Nhi Jatay