Khuda k Liyay Es Mulk Pay Reham Kardo

Khuda k Liyay Es Mulk Pay Reham Kardo
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Pepsi k saath. Saath petrol bhi 65 ka kar do......

Mohabaton Mein Jo Gham Mila Hai Yehi Bohut Hai - Sad Urdu Poetry

=GHAZAL =

Mohabaton Mein Jo Gham Mila Hai Yehi Bohut Hai,


Wo Rone Ko Keh Gaya Hai Yehi Bohut Hai.




Agr Wo Shaks Ab Mera Nahi Hai To Koi Gham Nahi ,
Gaye Dinon Mein Mera Raha Hai Yehi Bohut Hai.




Zaroori To Nahi Kisi Ko Mein Yaad Aaon,
Koi Mujhe Yaad Aa Raha Hai Yehi Bohut Hai.....

1 Larki Raat Ko Apne Jism Pe Hath Pher Rhi Thi - Adult Funny Joke

1 larki raat ko apne jism pe hath pher rhi thi 

Maa ne baap sey kaha beti jawan hogai hai iski shadi krdo 2 haftey me shadi hogai,

Bhai ne socha k me B yehi krta hun,


Next day wo B apni GAAND pe hath pherny laga


Maa ne baap sey kaha beta gandu hogaya hai isko ghar se nikal 2,


AB kahan hai tu yaar ?

Wasta Bhi Rakhtey Hain Raabta Bhi Rakhtey Hain - Sad Ghazal

Wasta Bhi Rakhtey
Hain Raabta Bhi
Rakhtey Hain......!


Ham Magar Mohabbat Mein Zaabta Bhi Rakhtey Hain......!

Kon Kab Bichhar
Jaaey Kis Ko Ye
Khabar Logo......?


Is Liey To Chahat
Mein Faasla Bhi
Rakhtey Hain......!


Saath Chaltey
Rehtey Hain Dour Tak
Magar Phir Bhi......!


Log Wapsi Ka Aik Raasta Bhi Rakhtey Hain......!


Toot Kar Mohabbat
Karna Bhi Jaantey
Hain Hum.


Aur Faraib Khaney
Ka Hosla Bhi
Rakhtey Hain.

Zardari Ki Dehshat aur Khouf - Funny Text Sms

1 PATHAN Murgiyon se bola!

Agar Tum Sab Ne Kal
5-5 Andy Na Diye To Sab Ka
Zardari K Haathon Wo Haal Karwaonga Jo is waqat aawam ka Ho raha hy.

Subah Us Ne Dekha Sab Ne 5,5 Andy Diye.

Magr 1 Ne 1 hi Anda Diya or aankhon sa aansoo baeh rahy haen.

PATHAN !
Tum Ne 1 Anda Q diya?

To Us Ne Kaha:
Khan sahab ye bhi zrdari sahab K Darr Se Diya Hy,Warna Main to MURGA Hon.:-D

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