Child : Papa Jab Aapki Shadi Huwi to Main Kahan Tha? - Funny Text Sms Jokes

Child : Papa jab aapki Shadi huwi to main Kahan tha?


Papa : Beta! Barat wale Din mere pass they,
or

waleemey wale din mama k paas:O

Sms Karo Warna Ghanti Kharab Kar k Bhag Jaonga - Funny Text Sms Jokes

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tring .. tring
yaad dilane aaye hoon...


apke sms nhe aa rahe!



sms karo wrna ghanti kharab kar k bhag jaonga,

Please Mera Saath Do - 14th August Independence Day Funny Sms Jokes

14 agust aa rhe hai
main
Quaid e Azam k photo jama kr raha hun
ap mra 7 do


Plz

Ghr may jitny b
10,20,50,100, 500,1000,5000
K note hen mujy bhej do jaldi sey,

Rah-e-Wafa me Sazaon ko Kon Dekhe Ga - Safar Hai Dhoop ka Chhaon ko Kon Dekhe Ga - Ghazal

Rah-e-wafa me sazaon ko kon dekhe ga,


Safar hy dhoop ka chhaon ko kon dekhe ga..


Ham apni zid pe aye to chheen len ge tujhe,



Tere shehr k jhoote khudaon ko kon dekhe ga


Tumari bazm k ham wo charagh hen JANAA,


K jab jale to hawaon ko kon dekhe ga..


Bichar to jaen magr phir khayal ata hy,


Teri in DIL'kash adaon ko kon dekhe ga ?

Sisak Sisak Kr Marna Acha Hai Ya 1 Dam - Funny Text Sms Jokes

1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola

begum: sisak sisak kr marna acha h ya 1 dum?

begum : 1 dum

 
admi:to phir apni dosri taang b mere oper rakh do