Latest Zardari Joke - Urdu Image Joke

 Joke of Today



Larki (Girl):
Mardon ki Bewafaee Se Tang Aa Kr Dil Karta Hai K Kisi Kuttay (Dog) Se Shadi Ker Loon!

Larka (Boy):
 Ye Tajurba BeNazeer Ne Bhi Kiya Tha Aaj Netija Pura Pakistan Bhugat Raha Hai............!

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Bakra Eid Mubarak Funny Text Sms Poetry

AGAYE WOHI DIN..


Wo mandi ki mitti dhool..

Wo sardi me mandi jana..

Or phir janwaro k sath latak kar ana..

Wo baaray me raat bhar jagna..
Wo janwaro ka chara banana..

Wo haar leke ana 
wo payal pehnana..

Ab wo din hain kareeb...
wish u happy Bakra Eid..

Bakra Eid (Eid al-Adha) Joke - Pathan Aur Bakra

Pathan Bakra Zibha Karnay Laga Tou Confuse Ho Gaya K Parhna Kya Hai....

Aik Lamha Sochnay K Baad Chhuri (Knife) Chalatay Howay Josh se Bola
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

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Joke For Adults Only - Extra Kamina Bacha

EXtra kamina bacha:

Uncle ! Aunty raat ko kabutro ko dana dalti hai kya ?

Uncle: 
Nahi q ?



Bacha: 
Phir unki awaz kyun aati hai, Ah ahh ahh aah Aah ah...:-

Ye Barishain Bhi Tum Si Hain - Romantic Lovers Ghazal

Ye barishain b tum si hain,

Jo baras gayi to bahar hain,,,

Jo theher gayen to qarar hain,,



Kabhi aa gayi yunhi bey sabab,,,

Kabhi chaa gayi yunhi roz-o-shab,,,

Kabhi shor hai, kabhi chup si hain,,,

Ye barishain b tum si hain,,,

Kisi yaad main kisi raat ko,,,

Ik dabi hui si raakh ko,,,

Kabhi yun hua k bujha dia,,,

Kabhi khud se khud ko jala dia,,,

Kahien boond boond main gum si hain,,,

Ye barishain b tum si hain...!