Santa Joke - Santa Claus Went to Hotel for Dinner

 Santa Claus went to hotel for a dinner

Santa waited half an hour & he asked the waiter:

why food takes so much time in preparation?

The waiter replied innocently:

Food was prepared two days before
Now
just getting warmed up!

Adult Dirty Text Sms Joke for +18 Only - Ek Boy Ne Apni GF Se Gift Manga

Ek boy ne apni girLfriend se gift manga.

GirLfriend ne Ch0ut Ka ek baaL de dia.

Larka wo baaL Le kr sunaar k pas gya or kaha:
Ye chaandi k box me saja k do, 
sunaar ne 2 din ka time dia.


2 din baad jb Larka Lene aya to sunaar ne pucha:
Ye kis buzrg ka baaL hai?

Larka:
Ye buzrg ka nhe meri girL Friend ki Ch0ut ka baaL hai.

Sunaar:
Behn k L0ray pehLy Q nhe btaya 
hum sb ghar waLon ne 3 , 3 dafa dho k peya hai.....!

School Miss Students Joke - Urdu Joke - Hindi Joke

Kuch school k Bachey Ek larki ko 
ghaseet kar school ley ja rahe thay

1 Admi bola esko chor do agr


Es ko parhne ka shok hoga tu 
ye khud school jaye gi

Bachey bole:

Baba ji

Ye humari Miss hai

Roz school se Date per chali jati hai:-):p;)

I Q Personality Test - Send This Sms 2 Your Friends and Find Ans

Send this text sms to everyone & see k apko konsa no. milta hai.

0: U r Master in Jokes

1. U have beautiful eyes

2. U r attractive

3. U r ziddi


4. U can be a super model

5. u r cool n smart

6. i like ur voice

7. u r friendly

8. u r my best friend

9. u r selfish

10. I like ur face expressions

11. I like ur naughtiness

12. I like ur company

Aap mujhe kon sa no. den ge?.

Teacher and Student Funny Text Sms Joke

Teacher: 
Agr apka dost aor gf kashti me hon 
or doob rhy hon to Ap kisko bachaogy?


student reply:



Doob jany do dono ko 
saaly aik sath kr kya rhy thy:!