1 Chooza Car Se Takra Kar Behosh Ho Gaya - Funny Sms

1 Chooza Car Se Takra Kar Behosh Ho Gaya


Aadmi choozay ko ghar laya aur pinjray may band kar diya


Chooza jaga to bola:


Aby Lay JAIL HO GAYI...
LAGTA HAI DRIVER MAR GIYA!!!

Zaheen Larka + Zaheen Larki = DOSTI - A Funny Sms

Zaheen Larka + Zaheen Larki =DOSTI
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Bewaquf Larka + Zaheen Larki= LOVE :P
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Zaheen Larka + Bewaquf Larki = DATES :P
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Bewaquf Larka + Bewaquf Larki =
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SHADI :D

Shakespeare Funny Quote A Funny Text Sms

SHAKESPEARE Said...!!


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" Meri Maa ki Kasam Maine Itni Baatein Nahi Kahi....


Jitni Yeh Log Kudh Se Bana Bana K Kehte Hai ... ! :( :P :P :P

Jb Jag Uthe Wo Subah ko Hr Dukh Ya RAB So Jaya Kre - Good Morning Poetry

Jb jag uthe wo subah ko,
Hr dukh Ya RAB! so jaya kre.


Wo komal pholon jesa ha,
Koi gham na us pr aya kre.


Hr subah us ki esi ho,
Ghar khushion se bhr jaya kre


Sda mskray us ka ghr,
Hr phol wahan khil jaya kre.


Jb jag uthe wo suba ko,
Hr gham Ya RAB! so jaya kre.
(Aameen)


¤Subah~Bakher

Qatil Se Ishq Bhi Maqtool Se Hamdardi Bhi

Qatil se ishq bhi
maqtool se hmdardi bhi,


Tu bhala kis se Muhabbat ki jaza mange ga.?


Sajda Khaliq ko bhi
Iblees se yarana bhi..,


Hashar me kis se Aqedat ka sila mangy ga...?
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"IQBAL"
Ek hi dar pe sar ho to sjdon mai skoon milta hai,
Bhatak jaty hain wo log jin ky Hazaroon khuda hoty hain..