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Teacher and Student Funny Text Sms Joke

Teacher: 
Agr apka dost aor gf kashti me hon 
or doob rhy hon to Ap kisko bachaogy?


student reply:



Doob jany do dono ko 
saaly aik sath kr kya rhy thy:!

Who are Terrorists A Statement by German Muslim Scholar

I liked the answer of a German Muslim scholar when he was asked about terrorism and Islam :

He said : Who started the first world war ?
Muslims ?

Who started the second world war ?
Muslims ?
Who killed about 20 millions of Aborigines in Australia ?
Muslims ??
Who threw the nuclear bombs of Hiroshima and Nagasaki ?
Muslims ??
Who killed more than 100 millions of red Indians in North America ?
Muslims ??
Who killed more than 50 millions of in south America ?
Muslims ??
Who took about 180 millions of African people as slaves and 88% of them died and was thrown in Atlantic ocean ?
Muslims ??

No , They weren't Muslims!!! First of all, You have to define terrorism properly...
If a non-Muslim do something bad..it is crime. But if a Muslim commits same..he is terrorist...
So first remove this double standard...then come to the point!!! , . . . . .

Barack Obama Funny Picture - Funny Picture of Obama

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American president Barack Obama funny photo, I think he is tired of work and want rest.

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Funny Dirty Adult Poem/Poetry in Urdu - Waderay Ka L0ra

LATEST VERSION OF WADERAY KA BETA.



Akbar jatoi jalbani mera naam,
Mam'may dabana or chud'daie mera kam,


Itna tharki k hath me hai l0ra, 
Abhi dikhata hn tmko ghorra,

Gol tere mam'may mera lamba l0ra kala, 
Larkiyan mera dekhen or bolen OoOoo lalaAaa.

Ek hath conddom or dosre me sarson ka tail, 
Mere samne tm saron k l0ray hain fail.

Burgaron ki mujhse har wakt hai hat'ti.
Q k sari cute girls mujhse hain chud'ti.

Me tujhe banaon ga chaklay ki rani, 
Per us k liye tujhe pare gi phud'di marani.

Waderay ka l0ra, 
Waderay ka l0rA.

Special Mother Day Poem/Poetry - Kabhi Apni Maa ka Dil Mat Dukhana

Agar Chahte Ho
Sada Muskrana*

Kabhi apni MAA ka Dil mat Dukhana*



Karo apni MAA ki Hamesha Ghulami*

Nokar Banega Aap ka Zamana*

Ghussa Na Karna apni MAA se*

Muhabbat
Se MAA ko Bulana*

Khushi Se apni MAA Ki Har Baat Maano*

Jannat Main Aap ka Banega Thikaana*

Chale Gi Asmano Pe Tareef Aap ki*

Kabhi Apna Gussa Na MAA Ko Dikhana*

Please Care,
Respect & Love Your Mother
B.coz ,,,

"KHUSH NASEEB" hai woh Shakhs 
jis ki "MAA" Hayaat hai.. :''(

A Joke for Adults - Jani Film Me Kaam Karo Gay

Jani Film Me Kaam Karo gy?


Role
Sirf
itna
Hai

K
1
Larki
Apko
1
Kamre
Me
LeJy
gi


Or Apko Goli Mar De gi
Film Ka Nam Hy

"MASSI' K Hathon GANDOOO Ki Mout"

Funny Pathan Sms Joke - Tum HumKo 3 Laakh Rupey Do

Pathan: tum humko 3 laakh rupey do, 
hum tumhay 15 din k bad lotA dega

.
.
(after 15 days)
.
aadmi: Chal khan apna waada pura kar...
.
Pathan: ye ley
.
"LOTA":P

Short Funny Poetry Urdu - Dil Ko Jalaney Se Kya Faida

Dil ko jalaney se kya Faida
.
Aansoo Bahaney Se kya Faida
.
Jab Usne hi Humein chor diya...:(

.
Ab Us k chhotey bhai ko cheez dilaney ka kya Faida...;(
.
( ,")/ Aby Oye!
<) ( chal nikal
/ / bara aya SlantY Dila do.....:P:D

Urdu Ghazal - Usne Chaha Tou Chahaton Ki Hadon Se Barh Kr

Usne chaha tou chahaton ki hadon se barh kr,
Kehta tha haath na chorna tufanon se dar kr,

Phr khud hi tor diya wo taulluq zindagi k ek mor pr,

Aaj mene poocha to kehta hai wo lamha tha jo guzar gaya kinaron ko tor kr,

Khud hi ro para wo ek zindagi k mor pr,
Or keh gaya tum kisi or k ho jao mujhe chor kr,

Main hasrat se dekhti rahi usse apne haathon ko jor kr,
Or wo chal para meri wafaon ko chor kr,

Mgr mein krun ga Intezaar un lamhaat ko thaam kr,

Kabhi to hoga use bhi ye ahsaas k 
kisi ne chaha tha usse Duniya ko chhor kr...

Na Koi Nana Muhammad Jesa - Na Koi Bahadur Ali Jesa

Na koi Nana MUHAMMAD jesa

Na koi Bahadur ALI jesa

Na koi Ladla HASSAN jesa


Na koi Shaheed HUSSAIN jesa

Na koi Alamdar ABBAS jesa

Na koi Jawan AKBAR jesa

Na koi Pyasa ASGHAR jesa

Na koi Dulha QASIM jesa

Na koi Zameen KARBALA jesi

Na koi Maa'n FATIMA jesi

Na koi Kaneez FIZZA jesi

Na koi Behen ZAINAB jesi

0r

Na koi Ghrana pnjtn Pk jsa.
Hqiqt me na
Koi sms is jsa.

Mother Teresa Quotes on Human Rights Day

Mother Teresa Sayings for Human Rights:

 Spread love almost everywhere you go:
1st of all in your personal home.
Give love to your kids,

to your life partner (wife or husband),
to a next door neighbor...
Let no a single actually come to you
without leaving greater and happier.
Be the living manifestation of God's kindness
kindness in your face,
kindness in your eyes,
kindness in your smile,
kindness in your hot greeting.



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Adult Jokes +18 - Boy After Having Great Time With Girlfriend

 A boy after having great time with Girlfriend
He saw a guy's photo in her bag,
He asked,

Is he your Ex-Boyfriend ?
Girl kissed him,
and said
no it's me before surgery...


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Mahatma Gandhi Quotes - Sayings of Mahatma Gandhi

Do not be concerned in the least about oneself, leave all be concerned to God,’ – this seems to be the commandment in all religions.
This require not frighten any person. He who devotes himself to services with a distinct conscience, will working day by working day grasp the need for it in better calculate, and will regularly develop richer in religion. The path of services can hardly be trodden by 1 who is not well prepared to renounce self-desire, and to recognize the conditions of his beginning. Consciously or unconsciously, each a single of us does render some service or other. If we cultivate the behavior of carrying out this service deliberately, our want for service will continuously increase much better, and will make not only for our individual happiness but that of the entire world at huge.
"Mahatma Gandhi"

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Os Insan Pr Bhrosa Kro Jo Aap Ki 3 Batein Jan Sakay

Os Insan pr Bhrosa kro jo Aap ki 3 Batein jan sakay

1-Muskrahat k Peeche Dukh

2-Gusse k Peche Pyar
3-Chup Rehne k Peeche wajah.

Guru Nanak Day - Shri Guru Nanak Dev Ji Quotes

Quote in English

Were you to live by way of 4 ages,
or even 10 times much more,

ended up you acknowledged on all 9 continents,
and were to obtain common adhering to,
were you to get paid fame and praise from all of humanity,
if you have not his grace, nothing at all will conserve you.



Quote in Hindi

आप चार उम्र के माध्यम से रहते थे,
या यहां तक कि दस गुना अधिक,
आप सभी नौ महाद्वीपों पर जाना थे,
और सार्वभौमिक निम्नलिखित, हासिल करने के लिए थे
आप प्रसिद्धि और प्रशंसा सभी मानव जाति से कमा रहे थे,
यदि आप अपनी कृपा नहीं है, तो कुछ भी नहीं तुम्हें बचा लेगा।


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Zardari Funny Photo on Urdu Text Latest Picture

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 Very very very funny Zardari image who is president of Pakistan

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Thomas Carlyle Quotes About Hazrat Imam Hussain (R.A)

Scottish historian and essayist Thomas Carlyle
 says about Hazrat Imam Hussain (R.A):


“The best lesson which we get from the tragedy of
Cerebella is that Hussain (R.A) and his companions were rigid
believers in God. They illustrated that the numerical superiority does not
count when it comes to the truth and the falsehood. The victory of Hussain,
despite his minority, marvels me!”


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Gandhi Quotes About Hazrat Imam Hussain (R.A)

 “I learnt from Hussain
how to achieve victory while being oppressed.”


Indian political and spiritual leader "Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi"

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Guru Nanak Dev Quotes in Hindi and Englsih

In English

He helps make the worthless deserving,
and showers the gifted with a lot more presents.


No one but God can bestow this kind of excellence.




 In Hindi


वह (भगवान) बेकार योग्य बनाता है,
और वर्षा अधिक उपहार के साथ ही प्रतिभाशाली।
भगवान कर सकते हैं लेकिन कोई भी ऐसी उत्कृष्टता प्रदान करना।
 
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