"Apni Neendon Mein Kho K... New Text Message Received from +923244159465

"Apni Neendon Mein Kho Kar Kahin Bhool Na Jana Hamen"


"K Tumhari DUAON Ki Muntazir Rehti hy Hamari Subah Aksar"


"¤SuBhA BaKhAiR¤"
Have A Nice Day

Malik drivr se - Muth Maro - Funny Sms For Adults

Malik drivr se: Muth maro
Drivr ne muth mari

Malik: Aik bar phr maro
Drivr ne phir mari


Malik aik bar aur maro
Drivr ne hanptay kapntay phir mari




Malik: Ab meri beti ko college chor k ao ab tm par pura brosa hai

Seenay se lagatay thay jo mujhe HAAR bana kar - Sad Ghazal

Seenay se lagatay thay jo mujhe HAAR bana kar


Chhor gaey mujhKo wo GUNAHGAR bana kar


Hasb-e-taufeeq sab ne loota hai mujhko


Apnon ne B loota to mujhe YAAR bana kar


Log kehtay thay k pyar main sirf ruswai hai


Aakhir wo B chhor gaya apna TALABGAAR bana kar


Ab to har taraf se log humain loot rahe hain


Koi dost koi yar to koi PYAR bana kar


Zindagi main mujhe mazaq bana kar dil na bhara uska


Bohat khush hua meri qabar ko DARBAAR bana kar..!

Bacha - ALLAH Kare Baji ki Zuban Cut Jaye. Funny Adult Sms

Bacha: ALLAH Kare Baji ki Zuban Cut jaye.
Roz roz dant'ti hen.
.
Next day zuban Cut gai.
.
Bacha: ALLAH Kare bhai ka hath toot jae.
.
Tang krta hy,boht marta hy.
Next day hath toot jata hy.
.
Bacha: ALLAH mere BAAP ko utha le.
Boht marte hen.
.
Next day Abba ghar atay hen,
.
Bacha:
.
Apko kuch nhi hua?
.
Abba: Nhi Q?
.
Bacha: Mama kahan hen?


Abba:"Paros me Basheer uncle ki death hogai hy, wahan Gai hen.


"Jo smjh gaye Fwd karen baki Pogo dekhen.

Benefits In Prayers - Islamic Text Sms

FAJAR
Increases beauty.

ZUHAR
Increases income

ASAR
Improves health

MAGHRIB
Releases tensions

ESHAA
Gives peaceful sleep

SO
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