Beta Baap Se Aap Jese Mujhe Maarte ho - Funny Text Sms

Beta: 'Papa, Aap Jese Mujhe Maarte ho, 
Wese Dadaji b Aap ko Marte thy kya ?
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Papa: 'Haan bilkul...'
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Beta: 'To ye khandani begairati kb tk Chale Gi...

Jis Ne Rab K Lye Jhukna Sekh Lya Wohi ILam Wala Ha

"Jis Ne Rab K Lye Jhukna Sekh Lya Wohi "ILm" Wala Ha
Q-K
ILm Wale Ki Pehchan
Aajzi Hai
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Aur
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JahiL Ki "Pehchan"
Takabbur aur Ana Parasti"

A Nice Quote by Hazrat Ali

""Zindagi Us K Liye Mat Guzaro,
Jis K Liye Tum Zinda Ho,

BaL'Key..

Zindagi Us K Liye Guzaro,
Jo Tumhari Waja Se Zinda Hai.""
Hazrat ALi (R.A).

Examiner and Pappu - Funny Text Sms

Examiner Ne Pappu Ko Ek Bird ki
Taang
Dikhai,
Or Pappu Se Us Bird ka Naam
Pucha.??
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Pappu :- I Don't Know.!!
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Examiner :- You Are Fail,
Tumhara Naam kia Hai?
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Pappu :- Taang Dikhate Hue,
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Le Kar Le Pata

Bijli Waloun Ki Maa Ki - Pakistani Funny Sms

Bijli Waloun Ki Maa Ki..
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azmaat ko mera slaam.

(';')>Aslaam oalikum
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/ \ Aunti g.;)

EtNe BeGaIrAt BcHy PaIda kIyE HaIn.:D