Girl Main Apni Zindagi Main Koi Lamba Haath Marna Chahti Hun - A Joke for Adults

Girl: Main apni zindagi main koi 
lamba haath marna chahti hoon.



Boy: Tum sirf haath maro 
lamba khud hi ho jaye ga...
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Light ajaey to
Pogo dekh:-)

Move Your Focus From Competition to Contribution - Life Quote

"When you move your focus from competition to contribution, 
life becomes celebration.

Never try to defeat people, 
just win them" gud nite!

How to Propose a Jamadarni? - a Funny Tip Text Sms

TIP:
How to Propose a jamadarni?
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Is mein bhi intrested ho !
Qasam se tum log.....kon ho yaaarr??
;-) :-P

2 Batain Yaad Rakhna Sari Zindagi Kaam Aaengi

"2 batain" saari zindagi kaam aaengi.


1. Ghussay ki haalat men koi faisla mat karna



2. Khushi ki haalat men koi waada mat karna!

Itna Toota Hon k Chhonay Se Bikher Jaon Ga - Sad Text Sms Poetry

"GHAZAL"


Itna toota hon k chonay se bikher jaon ga


Ab agar aur azmao gay to mar jaon ga


Eik Aarzi musafir hon main teri kashti main,



Tu jahhain baten phr kse na sochon me