Kitchen Ghazal Very Very Funny Ghazal

"KITCHEN GHAZAL"
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Meri mohabt ko apne dil me dhond lena
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Or han! Aatay ko achi tarha goond lena
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Mil jae agr pyar to khona nai

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Pyaz kat'ty wqt rona nai!
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Mujse ruth jane ka bahana acha hy,
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Thori dair aur pakao gosht abi kacha hy!
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Mil k phr khushiyo ko bantna he,
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Tmatar zara bareek hi katna he!
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Log hmari muhbat se jal na jaen,
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Chawal time pe dekh lena kahin gal na jaen!
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Kesi lagi ghazal bta dena,
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Namak km lage to aur mila lena

I Hate Alarm Clock - Funny Picture

 I really hate alarm clock early in the morning



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Aik Molvi Aik Aurat Se Takra Gaya - Funny Text Sms Joke

1 molvi, 1 Aurat sy takra gaya...

Aurat gusy sy boli!

Apko sharm nai ati, daarhi rakh kr takkar maar rahy ho....
Molvi !!
Muhtarma
Ay daarhi Ay
breakaan nai.

Funny Bakra Eid (Eid ul Zuha) Text Sms Msg

Aapas me galtiyon ko drguzar kia kro..
Qk

Drguzar na krogy to Mohbbat khtam hojaegi...
Jb Mohbbat khtm hogi to Rabita tot jaega...
Jb Rabita tot jaiga to Fasla ho jaega
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Or phr is waja se eid pe koi gosht bhi nahi dega :

('.')> Sorry Yar
/)( Galti Meri
/ \ Hi Thi...

Kis Main Himmat Hai Humari Parwaz Mein Laaye Kami

Kis mein himat hy humari parwaz mein laaey kammi

Hum parro se nahi hoslon se ura karte hy..

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PAKISTAN ARMY HAPPY Defence day..