Kitchen Ghazal Very Very Funny Ghazal

"KITCHEN GHAZAL"
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Meri mohabt ko apne dil me dhond lena
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Or han! Aatay ko achi tarha goond lena
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Mil jae agr pyar to khona nai

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Pyaz kat'ty wqt rona nai!
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Mujse ruth jane ka bahana acha hy,
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Thori dair aur pakao gosht abi kacha hy!
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Mil k phr khushiyo ko bantna he,
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Tmatar zara bareek hi katna he!
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Log hmari muhbat se jal na jaen,
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Chawal time pe dekh lena kahin gal na jaen!
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Kesi lagi ghazal bta dena,
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Namak km lage to aur mila lena