I Q Personality Test - Send This Sms 2 Your Friends and Find Ans

Send this text sms to everyone & see k apko konsa no. milta hai.

0: U r Master in Jokes

1. U have beautiful eyes

2. U r attractive

3. U r ziddi


4. U can be a super model

5. u r cool n smart

6. i like ur voice

7. u r friendly

8. u r my best friend

9. u r selfish

10. I like ur face expressions

11. I like ur naughtiness

12. I like ur company

Aap mujhe kon sa no. den ge?.

Teacher and Student Funny Text Sms Joke

Teacher: 
Agr apka dost aor gf kashti me hon 
or doob rhy hon to Ap kisko bachaogy?


student reply:



Doob jany do dono ko 
saaly aik sath kr kya rhy thy:!

Who are Terrorists A Statement by German Muslim Scholar

I liked the answer of a German Muslim scholar when he was asked about terrorism and Islam :

He said : Who started the first world war ?
Muslims ?

Who started the second world war ?
Muslims ?
Who killed about 20 millions of Aborigines in Australia ?
Muslims ??
Who threw the nuclear bombs of Hiroshima and Nagasaki ?
Muslims ??
Who killed more than 100 millions of red Indians in North America ?
Muslims ??
Who killed more than 50 millions of in south America ?
Muslims ??
Who took about 180 millions of African people as slaves and 88% of them died and was thrown in Atlantic ocean ?
Muslims ??

No , They weren't Muslims!!! First of all, You have to define terrorism properly...
If a non-Muslim do something bad..it is crime. But if a Muslim commits same..he is terrorist...
So first remove this double standard...then come to the point!!! , . . . . .

Barack Obama Funny Picture - Funny Picture of Obama

American president Barack Obama funny photo, I think he is tired of work and want rest.

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Funny Dirty Adult Poem/Poetry in Urdu - Waderay Ka L0ra

LATEST VERSION OF WADERAY KA BETA.



Akbar jatoi jalbani mera naam,
Mam'may dabana or chud'daie mera kam,


Itna tharki k hath me hai l0ra, 
Abhi dikhata hn tmko ghorra,

Gol tere mam'may mera lamba l0ra kala, 
Larkiyan mera dekhen or bolen OoOoo lalaAaa.

Ek hath conddom or dosre me sarson ka tail, 
Mere samne tm saron k l0ray hain fail.

Burgaron ki mujhse har wakt hai hat'ti.
Q k sari cute girls mujhse hain chud'ti.

Me tujhe banaon ga chaklay ki rani, 
Per us k liye tujhe pare gi phud'di marani.

Waderay ka l0ra, 
Waderay ka l0rA.