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Adult Dirty Text Sms Joke for +18 Only - Ek Boy Ne Apni GF Se Gift Manga
Ek boy ne apni girLfriend se gift manga.
GirLfriend ne Ch0ut Ka ek baaL de dia.
Larka wo baaL Le kr sunaar k pas gya or kaha:Ye chaandi k box me saja k do, sunaar ne 2 din ka time dia.
2 din baad jb Larka Lene aya to sunaar ne pucha:Ye kis buzrg ka baaL hai?
Larka:Ye buzrg ka nhe meri girL Friend ki Ch0ut ka baaL hai.
Sunaar:Behn k L0ray pehLy Q nhe btaya hum sb ghar waLon ne 3 , 3 dafa dho k peya hai.....!
School Miss Students Joke - Urdu Joke - Hindi Joke
Kuch school k Bachey Ek larki ko ghaseet kar school ley ja rahe thay
1 Admi bola esko chor do agrEs ko parhne ka shok hoga tu ye khud school jaye gi
Bachey bole:
Baba jiYe humari Miss haiRoz school se Date per chali jati hai:-):p;)
I Q Personality Test - Send This Sms 2 Your Friends and Find Ans
Send this text sms to everyone & see k apko konsa no. milta hai.
0: U r Master in Jokes
1. U have beautiful eyes
2. U r attractive
3. U r ziddi
4. U can be a super model
5. u r cool n smart
6. i like ur voice
7. u r friendly
8. u r my best friend
9. u r selfish
10. I like ur face expressions
11. I like ur naughtiness
12. I like ur company
Aap mujhe kon sa no. den ge?.
Teacher and Student Funny Text Sms Joke
Teacher: Agr apka dost aor gf kashti me hon or doob rhy hon to Ap kisko bachaogy?student reply:
Doob jany do dono ko saaly aik sath kr kya rhy thy:!
Who are Terrorists A Statement by German Muslim Scholar
I liked the answer of a German Muslim scholar when he was asked about terrorism and Islam :
He said : Who started the first world war ? Muslims ? Who started the second world war ? Muslims ? Who killed about 20 millions of Aborigines in Australia ?Muslims ?? Who threw the nuclear bombs of Hiroshima and Nagasaki ?Muslims ?? Who killed more than 100 millions of red Indians in North America ? Muslims ?? Who killed more than 50 millions of in south America ? Muslims ?? Who took about 180 millions of African people as slaves and 88% of them died and was thrown in Atlantic ocean ? Muslims ??No , They weren't Muslims!!! First of all, You have to define terrorism properly...If a non-Muslim do something bad..it is crime. But if a Muslim commits same..he is terrorist... So first remove this double standard...then come to the point!!! , . . . . .
