1 Admi Pepsi Samnay Rakh K Udas Betha Tha -Funny Pepsi Text Sms Joke

1 Admi Pepsi samny rakh k Udas btha tha

Dost aya Pepsi ka glass pe gya or bola Yar q udas hy?

Admi bola:

yar aj ka to din he bura hy,

Subha bv sy jhagra ho gya 
Rsty me Gari khrab ho gye, 
Daftr late puhncha to Boss ne Nokri sy nikal dia,

ab khudkushi k liye Pepsi main ZEHAR milaya tha 
wo b to p gya

Allaha K Qareeb Le Jane Wali 20 Asaan Batain - Islamic Text Sms

ALLAH k qarib Le jane wali 20 Aasan batein:

1-Kaam mein tawakal
2-Guftgu mein sadaqat
3-Salam mein pahel

4-Inteqam mein takheer
5-Neki mein sabqat
6-Libas mein sadgi o pakizgi
7-Takabur se duri
8-Ghusse se parhez
9-Gheebat se ijtinab
10-Logon se mohbt
11-Ghr walo se khush Akhlaqi
12-Nafs ki mukhalfat
13-Mazlom ki imdad
14-Gharibon ki dil joi
15-Bemar ki ayadat
16-Naik Logon ki sohbat
17-Wada ki wafa
18-Waldain ka Ehtiram
19-Mehman nawazi
20-Maaf kr dena.

Bakra Eid-ul-Adha Mubarak Funny Picture

 Bakra and Bakri Says:

Humari Taraf Sy Aap Sab Ko Eid Mubarak!
So Funny Na!

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Be Chain Baarish Ka Kya Lutf Mujhko Aaye Ga

Be chain baarish ka kya lutf mujh ko Aaye ga,

Laakh sawan
ki bahaarein hain Megar
"TUM" to nahi...

Latest Zardari Joke - Urdu Image Joke

 Joke of Today



Larki (Girl):
Mardon ki Bewafaee Se Tang Aa Kr Dil Karta Hai K Kisi Kuttay (Dog) Se Shadi Ker Loon!

Larka (Boy):
 Ye Tajurba BeNazeer Ne Bhi Kiya Tha Aaj Netija Pura Pakistan Bhugat Raha Hai............!

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