Kabhi Sharab Pe K Masjid Chalay Gay - Sharabi Ghazal

Kabhi Sharab P K Masjid Chalay Gay
Kabhi Nimaz Pareh K Botal Utha Li

Tere Ishq Ne Aisa Pagal Kar Dia K 

Na Masjid K Rahy Na Maikhane K Rahy

Kabi Ulajh Paray Mulaa Se
Kabi Saqi Se Hangama Kar Dia

Na Nimaz Ada Ho Saki
Na Sharab P Sakay

Na Wuzo K Rahy
Na Paimanay K Rahy

Kabi Sharabi Samjh K Mulaa Ne Fatwa Laga Dia

Kabi Saqi Ne Nimazi Samjh K Nikal Dia

1 Teri Khatir Sab Duniya Se Juda Hoy

Tumhara Kia Ha?
Tum To Zamanay K Thay
Zamanay K Rahy.

ASCII Eid Card and Stylish Eid Mubarak Text Sms Msg

Kia bharosa?
>>mere
>>Mobile ka
>>Battry ka
>>Charger ka
>>Network ka

>>Balance ka
>>Life ka
>>Light ka>
>>Time ka
**zindagi ka
>>Isi liye meri tarf se ap ko
>>bohat bohat
>>Advance

<<<"BAKRA EID MUBARAk">>>

>>OR THIS

<<<"EID card 4u">>>

*_*_*_*_*_*
*|/\/\/\/\/\/\|*
*| .+""+.+""+. |*
*|+ EID +|*
*| "+. .+" |*
*| "+" |*
*| MUBARAK |*
*|/\/\/\/\/\/|*
*_*_*_*_*_*

Poetry for Eid (Ead Mubarak) - Ay Eid Ess Bar Jo Aana

Ay Eid Ess Bar Jo Aana..........

Har Chehre Par Hansi Lana,
Hr Aangan Mein Phool
Khilana,
Jo Roye Hain Enhain Hansana,
Jo Roothay Hain Enhain Manana,
Jo Bichhray Hain Enhain Milana,

Pyari Eid Tum Jab Bhi Aana,
Sab K Liye Khushiyan Lana.

Bakra Ead Mubarak Ho
Wish U Hapy Ead

Lovely Text Sms Msg Narrated By Hazrat Imam Ghazali (R.A)

¤Lovely msg¤

Jungle me aik shakhs k pechy sher lag jata hai
wo jaan bachany k liay 
aik kuwain(well) me chalang lagata hai 
aor 

rasi se latak jata hai
jb nechy dekhta hai
 tou
kuwain ki gehrai me 
ek azdaha betha hota hai

itny mein 2 chohy (black and white) 
kuwain ki rasi ko kutarny lagty hain. 
Achanak 

usy kuwain mein shehad ka chhata nazar ata hai 
aor 

wo shehad ko ungli se zaban per lagata hai. 
Shehad ki mithas usy uper mandlatay 
sher, 
neechay bethay azdahay 
aor 
do chohy bhula deti hai 
Wo bhol jata hai k akhir 
usne neechy hi girna hai. 

Imam Ghazali (R.A) kehty hain
 iss me sher "mout" hai 
jo hr waqt tumhary peechy hai, 

azdaha "qabr" hai 
jis me tumhein her haal me jana hai, 

2 chohy(white,black) din aur raat hain 
jo tumhari zindagi(rasi) ko ahista ahista kutr rahy hain. 

aOr wo shehad "Duniya" hai 
jis ko thora sa chakho to tumhein 
mout, qabr, waqt aur akhirat bhula deti hai.

Hum Ne Dekha Tha Faqat - Short Image Poetry For Lovers

Short Image Poetry For Lovers



Hum Ne Dekha Tha Faqat Shokh-E-Nazar Ki Khatar,
Ye Na Socha Tha K Tum Dil Mein Utar Jao Gey.......

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1 Admi Pepsi Samnay Rakh K Udas Betha Tha -Funny Pepsi Text Sms Joke

1 Admi Pepsi samny rakh k Udas btha tha

Dost aya Pepsi ka glass pe gya or bola Yar q udas hy?

Admi bola:

yar aj ka to din he bura hy,

Subha bv sy jhagra ho gya 
Rsty me Gari khrab ho gye, 
Daftr late puhncha to Boss ne Nokri sy nikal dia,

ab khudkushi k liye Pepsi main ZEHAR milaya tha 
wo b to p gya

Allaha K Qareeb Le Jane Wali 20 Asaan Batain - Islamic Text Sms

ALLAH k qarib Le jane wali 20 Aasan batein:

1-Kaam mein tawakal
2-Guftgu mein sadaqat
3-Salam mein pahel

4-Inteqam mein takheer
5-Neki mein sabqat
6-Libas mein sadgi o pakizgi
7-Takabur se duri
8-Ghusse se parhez
9-Gheebat se ijtinab
10-Logon se mohbt
11-Ghr walo se khush Akhlaqi
12-Nafs ki mukhalfat
13-Mazlom ki imdad
14-Gharibon ki dil joi
15-Bemar ki ayadat
16-Naik Logon ki sohbat
17-Wada ki wafa
18-Waldain ka Ehtiram
19-Mehman nawazi
20-Maaf kr dena.

Bakra Eid-ul-Adha Mubarak Funny Picture

 Bakra and Bakri Says:

Humari Taraf Sy Aap Sab Ko Eid Mubarak!
So Funny Na!

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Be Chain Baarish Ka Kya Lutf Mujhko Aaye Ga

Be chain baarish ka kya lutf mujh ko Aaye ga,

Laakh sawan
ki bahaarein hain Megar
"TUM" to nahi...

Latest Zardari Joke - Urdu Image Joke

 Joke of Today



Larki (Girl):
Mardon ki Bewafaee Se Tang Aa Kr Dil Karta Hai K Kisi Kuttay (Dog) Se Shadi Ker Loon!

Larka (Boy):
 Ye Tajurba BeNazeer Ne Bhi Kiya Tha Aaj Netija Pura Pakistan Bhugat Raha Hai............!

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Bakra Eid Mubarak Funny Text Sms Poetry

AGAYE WOHI DIN..


Wo mandi ki mitti dhool..

Wo sardi me mandi jana..

Or phir janwaro k sath latak kar ana..

Wo baaray me raat bhar jagna..
Wo janwaro ka chara banana..

Wo haar leke ana 
wo payal pehnana..

Ab wo din hain kareeb...
wish u happy Bakra Eid..

Bakra Eid (Eid al-Adha) Joke - Pathan Aur Bakra

Pathan Bakra Zibha Karnay Laga Tou Confuse Ho Gaya K Parhna Kya Hai....

Aik Lamha Sochnay K Baad Chhuri (Knife) Chalatay Howay Josh se Bola
.
.
.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

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Joke For Adults Only - Extra Kamina Bacha

EXtra kamina bacha:

Uncle ! Aunty raat ko kabutro ko dana dalti hai kya ?

Uncle: 
Nahi q ?



Bacha: 
Phir unki awaz kyun aati hai, Ah ahh ahh aah Aah ah...:-

Ye Barishain Bhi Tum Si Hain - Romantic Lovers Ghazal

Ye barishain b tum si hain,

Jo baras gayi to bahar hain,,,

Jo theher gayen to qarar hain,,



Kabhi aa gayi yunhi bey sabab,,,

Kabhi chaa gayi yunhi roz-o-shab,,,

Kabhi shor hai, kabhi chup si hain,,,

Ye barishain b tum si hain,,,

Kisi yaad main kisi raat ko,,,

Ik dabi hui si raakh ko,,,

Kabhi yun hua k bujha dia,,,

Kabhi khud se khud ko jala dia,,,

Kahien boond boond main gum si hain,,,

Ye barishain b tum si hain...!

Main Jo Badloon To Taghayur Hai Meri Zaat Talak

Main Jo Badloon To Taghayur Hai Meri Zaat Talak..

Tu Jo Badlay To Shab-o-Roz Badal Jatay Hain...!

Dekhta Hoon Tasveer-E-Yaar To Aata Hay Rashak - Short Text Sms Msg

Dekhta Hoon Tasveer-E-Yaar To Aata Hay Rashk
.
Har Baat La'Jwaab Thi,
Agar Be'Wafa Na Hota

Na MeiN KaNeez-e-BaDSHaH - Na MeiN MoHaBBat-e-SaleeeM - Short Poetry

_* Na MeiN KaNeez-e-BaDSHaH
Na MeiN MoHaBBat-e-SaleeeM


Pir B Mere NaSEEB MeiN
DeeWar Q?
Darrar Q?

Rafta Rafta Waqt Se Majboor Hota Gaya - Lovers Sad Ghazal

Rafta Rafta Waqt Se Majboor Hota Gya

Boht Piyar Tha Tujhse Or Tujhse hi Door Hota Gya

Me Ne Iltija Ki K Tere Bin waqt Nhe Guzarta



Ye Sun Kar tu Bhi Thora Magroor Hota Gya

Kisi Ki Judai Ko Bardasht Na Kar Paya

Me Bhi DIL-o-DIMAAG
Se Lashaour Hota Gya

Teri aankh Me Na Jane Kesa Hunar Tha

Jo me Puri Mahfil Men Masroor Hota Gya

Ye Kesi Muhabat K Muqadar Ki Ruswai Hoi

Me Be-Wafa Or Wo Be-Qasoor Hota Gya..

Does Akshay Kumar Use Veet Crream?

Does Bollywood Famous Actor Akshay Kumar use Veet Cream? hahahaha......



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Painful But Its True - A Real Islamic Advice Text Sms

Painful but its True : -

1000 Ka Note Bohat Bara Lagta Hai Jab Masjid Me Dia Jae

Lekin


Restaurants Me Bohat Chota lagta Hai

Namaz Parhnay Me Waqt Bohat Ziada Mahsoos Hota Hai

Lakin

3 Ghantay Ki Film Bohat Choti Lagti Hai

Music Concerts K Liye Awaam Pagal Ho Jati Hai

QURAN k liay Waqt
Nai

Aisay Msgs Forward Karnay K Liye Balance Nahi

Lakin

Funny Msgs K Liye Packages Activated Hain

Agr ho sake to agey send karain
ALLAH IS THE GREATEST..