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Adult Funny Joke Between a Pakistani and Indian

1 indian pakistani say..
Yar tum log khatna kiun karwatay ho
Pakistani: 

ye to mujhe bhi nahi pata bs zara 
LOOK a jata hai......;oD

Adult Funny Joke Text Sms in Urdu - Mot ka frishta Girl se

Mot ka frishta Girl se:-
Apka time over ho chuka hy
Girl:
Koi Bachne ka rasta?
Frishta:
Yes,1 kiss karo usko jo ye sms parh raha hy
Girl
"TERI MEHRBANI"
Tu jan kad.le

Zardari aur Kutta - Funny Zardari Picture and Zardari Funny Joke

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Zardari ki car k neeche 1 chota sa "dogy" aa k mara gya.

Zardari ne driver se kaha K is k malik ka Pta Kro.


Jab driver Wapis aaya to us k gale mein bohat se phool the,
Hath mein tohfe or mithayian thein.

Zardari: ye Kya hai?

Driver: Sir logon ne meri puri baat hi nahi suni or khushi mein haar daal diye,

Meine sirf ye hi Kaha K,
"main Zardari ka driver hun,
Kutte ka Bacha mar gya hai"

Adult Santa Joke for Christmas- Santa's Wife Was Pregnant

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 Santa's wife was Pregnant

She went to the hospital and admit for made ​​Delivery

Nurse - Congratulations, a baby boy came to your home


Santa - Oh my God, what is technology

Wife In Hospital boy is born ... at home!

Santa Joke - Santa Claus Went to Hotel for Dinner

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 Santa Claus went to hotel for a dinner

Santa waited half an hour & he asked the waiter:

why food takes so much time in preparation?

The waiter replied innocently:

Food was prepared two days before
Now
just getting warmed up!