Rehman Malik vs. Kaka Funny Joke in Urdu

Rehman Malik:
Talibaan Aadhay Pagal Hain.

Kaka:
Aur Tum Poray Pagal Ho.

Rehman Malik:
Agr main ne mobile aur double sawari ki trha shadiyoon pr paabandi lagai hoti tou tum jaisa chool kabhi paida nahi hota.

Kaka:
Tumhara abba bhi tumhain dekh kr sochta hoga keh agr main ne apni shaadi pr paabani lagai hoti tou aaj mobile aur double sawari pr paabandi na lagti.....!!